1 00:00:57,540 --> 00:00:59,490 - How much? - Two dollars. 2 00:00:59,660 --> 00:01:00,880 All right. 3 00:01:02,180 --> 00:01:03,160 - There you go. - Thanks. 4 00:01:03,340 --> 00:01:06,450 Sadie. Those aren't ours. Sorry, sorry. 5 00:01:07,220 --> 00:01:10,090 - Let's go find Mommy. - Sadie. 6 00:01:14,100 --> 00:01:15,450 Thank you. 7 00:01:20,220 --> 00:01:22,330 Officer Washburn, how you doing today? 8 00:01:22,500 --> 00:01:24,800 Ned, you always have the most gorgeous rhubarb. 9 00:01:24,980 --> 00:01:26,970 It's Willie Nelson's poo that gives it that glow. 10 00:01:28,420 --> 00:01:31,610 - My dog, Willie Nelson. - Oh. Hey, Willie. 11 00:01:31,780 --> 00:01:32,970 Is that true? 12 00:01:34,260 --> 00:01:37,170 Um... Listen, Ned... 13 00:01:37,380 --> 00:01:40,010 ...you wouldn't happen to know where I could get some, uh... 14 00:01:40,220 --> 00:01:42,450 - You know what I mean? - What? 15 00:01:42,620 --> 00:01:45,730 Roll it up, toke it up, do it up. 16 00:01:46,540 --> 00:01:48,890 - Mary Jane... - You know, officer... 17 00:01:49,420 --> 00:01:51,610 ...even if I did, do you really think I'd tell you? 18 00:01:54,140 --> 00:01:55,120 Oh, uh... 19 00:01:56,060 --> 00:01:57,410 You're right, I'm sorry. 20 00:01:58,300 --> 00:02:01,290 It's... it's been a hard week, you know? 21 00:02:02,420 --> 00:02:04,770 - Yeah? - Yeah. 22 00:02:04,940 --> 00:02:06,410 But, not your problem. 23 00:02:07,700 --> 00:02:09,290 You have a good day. 24 00:02:11,860 --> 00:02:13,130 Officer. 25 00:02:17,980 --> 00:02:20,930 Here you go, officer, have some rhubarb. 26 00:02:22,140 --> 00:02:24,570 Hey, thanks, man. Wow. 27 00:02:24,740 --> 00:02:27,410 - How much do I owe you? - Nothing. 28 00:02:27,580 --> 00:02:30,290 Seriously, I understand. I know what it's like to have a hard week. 29 00:02:30,460 --> 00:02:34,330 Well, thank you, but I wouldn't be able to enjoy it unless I... 30 00:02:37,940 --> 00:02:39,650 All right, if you insist. Uh... 31 00:02:41,580 --> 00:02:42,640 Twenty bucks. 32 00:02:43,260 --> 00:02:44,570 - Twenty bucks? - Yeah. 33 00:02:45,340 --> 00:02:47,850 - Put it back into the produce. - Twenty bucks. 34 00:02:48,020 --> 00:02:50,320 - All right, thank you. - Excellent. 35 00:02:50,540 --> 00:02:54,320 You're under arrest. 36 00:02:55,940 --> 00:02:58,530 - Really. - Oh! 37 00:02:58,700 --> 00:03:01,370 You're under arrest. 38 00:03:03,700 --> 00:03:04,760 Oh, shit. 39 00:03:08,300 --> 00:03:09,930 Willie Nelson didn't do anything. 40 00:03:10,140 --> 00:03:12,170 It's gonna be OK, Willie Nelson. 41 00:03:12,340 --> 00:03:14,450 It's gonna be all right. 42 00:03:19,540 --> 00:03:22,170 So, Kaplan, from Westbank Capital, right, 43 00:03:22,340 --> 00:03:25,690 he stands up, bids $25,000. 44 00:03:25,860 --> 00:03:29,330 This is like a $500 bottle of wine, $480, right. 45 00:03:35,140 --> 00:03:39,170 - OK. - Great, yeah. Good night. 46 00:03:40,140 --> 00:03:41,360 OK. 47 00:03:42,020 --> 00:03:45,370 Take this off. 48 00:03:45,940 --> 00:03:48,210 Damn it. What? 49 00:03:48,380 --> 00:03:49,850 Jeremy, my pilot light's out again. 50 00:03:50,460 --> 00:03:52,170 Well, just use a match, you moron. 51 00:03:52,340 --> 00:03:54,800 Last time I did that I almost singed off my eyeball. 52 00:03:55,020 --> 00:03:57,320 Will you just come up and do the thing with the thing 53 00:03:57,500 --> 00:04:00,250 behind the thing that you did? It'll take two minutes. 54 00:04:00,420 --> 00:04:03,010 Goddamn it. OK, I'll be up in five minutes. OK? 55 00:04:03,180 --> 00:04:05,410 - What?! - Are you having sex? 56 00:04:06,860 --> 00:04:09,090 - OK, I'll be right there. - You're gonna leave right now? 57 00:04:09,260 --> 00:04:11,690 I'll be back in a couple of minutes, I just have to help her out. 58 00:04:11,860 --> 00:04:13,250 - No. - I'm a good neighbor. 59 00:04:18,260 --> 00:04:22,930 Huh! It's, uh, 7:35, you know kids these days. 60 00:04:23,100 --> 00:04:24,490 It's so depressing. 61 00:04:25,700 --> 00:04:27,530 Your friends from the law firm will be here, right? 62 00:04:27,700 --> 00:04:30,530 Yeah, but it's casual Friday. 63 00:04:30,700 --> 00:04:32,370 OK, what does that mean? 64 00:04:32,540 --> 00:04:35,250 A lot of bad lawyer clothes. 65 00:04:35,420 --> 00:04:38,090 One of the things about being the dumb, slutty one 66 00:04:38,260 --> 00:04:40,560 is that it gives you a unique perspective. 67 00:04:40,740 --> 00:04:44,610 So, Ralph and I are doing it on the ping pong table, 68 00:04:45,180 --> 00:04:46,850 you know, fucking. 69 00:05:06,660 --> 00:05:07,850 Hey. 70 00:05:09,140 --> 00:05:10,280 Hey. 71 00:05:12,380 --> 00:05:15,130 Oh, my God. What have you done to your vagina? 72 00:05:18,340 --> 00:05:19,770 It's a Brazilian. 73 00:05:21,540 --> 00:05:23,250 Bizarre. 74 00:05:30,460 --> 00:05:32,530 See you later, Campbell! T ake good care of that leg. 75 00:05:32,740 --> 00:05:35,330 - T ake care. - Hey! Hope I don't see you again. 76 00:05:36,980 --> 00:05:39,330 ♪ I'm coming home I've done my time 77 00:05:39,540 --> 00:05:43,930 ♪ Now I've got to know what is and isn't mine 78 00:05:44,660 --> 00:05:50,090 ♪ If you received my letter telling you I'd soon be free 79 00:05:50,300 --> 00:05:52,680 ♪ Then you'll know just what to do 80 00:05:52,860 --> 00:05:55,450 ♪ If you still want me 81 00:05:55,620 --> 00:06:00,450 ♪ Then you still want me 82 00:06:00,620 --> 00:06:05,170 ♪ Tie a yellow ribbon 'round the ole oak tree 83 00:06:05,340 --> 00:06:10,530 ♪ It's been three long years Do you still want me? 84 00:06:10,740 --> 00:06:15,760 ♪ If I don't see a ribbon 'round the ole oak tree 85 00:06:15,940 --> 00:06:19,090 ♪ I'll stay on the bus Forget about us 86 00:06:19,260 --> 00:06:21,210 ♪ Put the blame on me 87 00:06:21,380 --> 00:06:24,810 ♪ If I don't see a yellow ribbon 'round 88 00:06:24,980 --> 00:06:28,370 ♪ The ole oak tree ♪ 89 00:06:28,540 --> 00:06:31,610 Get back. 90 00:06:31,780 --> 00:06:32,920 You stay cool, little mama. 91 00:06:35,460 --> 00:06:37,250 Not in front of the chickens, babe... 92 00:06:37,420 --> 00:06:40,410 - Sweetie! Hey, sweetheart. - Ned! Whoa. 93 00:06:40,580 --> 00:06:44,250 - Whoa. What are you doing here, man? - They let me go early. 94 00:06:44,420 --> 00:06:48,570 Good behavior. I won Most Cooperative Inmate, four months running. 95 00:06:48,740 --> 00:06:51,610 - Of course you were. - I missed you so much. 96 00:06:51,820 --> 00:06:53,290 - Baby, I... - Hey, man. 97 00:06:55,100 --> 00:06:56,080 Hi. 98 00:06:58,220 --> 00:07:00,780 Ned, this is Billy. Billy, this is... Ned. 99 00:07:00,940 --> 00:07:04,050 Oh. I've heard a lot about you. How's it going, Ned? 100 00:07:04,220 --> 00:07:07,450 Janet's told me a lot of stuff about you. Some of it's pretty intense. 101 00:07:08,620 --> 00:07:11,730 I've made some changes since you've been gone. 102 00:07:12,980 --> 00:07:16,090 I told her to tell you earlier, but you know what she's like... 103 00:07:16,300 --> 00:07:18,410 Billy, you said you'd be supportive. 104 00:07:18,580 --> 00:07:19,930 - Sorry, man. - It's all right. 105 00:07:21,620 --> 00:07:23,210 It's cool you're out of jail. 106 00:07:23,380 --> 00:07:26,010 - I'll let you guys do this. - All right. 107 00:07:26,180 --> 00:07:28,690 Thanks, Billy. 108 00:07:28,900 --> 00:07:34,170 Wow, man. Well... where do I go now? 109 00:07:34,820 --> 00:07:38,290 Ned, you had, like, eight months to think about this. 110 00:07:38,460 --> 00:07:41,130 Yeah, but for eight months I thought I was coming back here. 111 00:07:41,300 --> 00:07:43,090 I mean, I've lived here for three years. 112 00:07:43,260 --> 00:07:46,290 - I lived here before you lived here. - It's not a contest! 113 00:07:46,500 --> 00:07:48,960 Dude, this is what happens when you don't use your head. 114 00:07:49,140 --> 00:07:52,680 Can you just think for a minute what it was like for me these past few months? 115 00:07:52,860 --> 00:07:55,970 You? Well, you know, where's... Where's Willie Nelson? 116 00:07:56,140 --> 00:07:57,610 Willie Nelson? Willie! 117 00:07:58,380 --> 00:07:59,650 Willie! Hey, buddy! 118 00:07:59,820 --> 00:08:02,970 - We'll be fine. - But Willie Nelson is not your dog. 119 00:08:03,180 --> 00:08:05,480 Tim, who's my friend, left him here. 120 00:08:05,660 --> 00:08:09,090 Willie, who do you wanna live with? Who do you wanna live with? 121 00:08:09,940 --> 00:08:11,570 That is so not cool, Ned. 122 00:08:11,740 --> 00:08:14,450 Are you seriously gonna put that dog in that position? 123 00:08:15,060 --> 00:08:18,410 Look, I am really happy that you got out of prison. 124 00:08:18,580 --> 00:08:21,290 But it is not fair to uproot this animal. He loves it here. 125 00:08:21,460 --> 00:08:24,770 I'm not gonna uproot him. I'm still gonna work here. 126 00:08:24,940 --> 00:08:27,890 Well, you think that Dave is gonna take you back after what you did? 127 00:08:29,300 --> 00:08:32,050 - Well, I'm still taking him with me. - Where? 128 00:08:33,700 --> 00:08:36,530 - Where, Ned? - I... 129 00:08:36,700 --> 00:08:39,210 That's what I thought. Come on, Willie Nelson. Come on. 130 00:08:39,380 --> 00:08:42,410 - Let's go. - Come on! How can you do this to me? 131 00:08:42,580 --> 00:08:43,560 To us? 132 00:08:44,740 --> 00:08:48,130 We've had three beautiful years, man. Let me go. 133 00:08:48,300 --> 00:08:51,050 Not me and you, me and Willie Nelson. 134 00:08:51,780 --> 00:08:53,090 Let's go. 135 00:08:53,460 --> 00:08:56,050 - Come here. Get inside. - Oh. Geez, Louise. 136 00:08:57,860 --> 00:09:02,370 ♪ Today as I walk through my garden 137 00:09:02,540 --> 00:09:04,210 ♪ Of dreams 138 00:09:04,380 --> 00:09:06,810 ♪ I'm alone in the sweet 139 00:09:06,980 --> 00:09:08,890 Where do you want me to drop you, man? 140 00:09:09,060 --> 00:09:10,890 Anywhere. Here's fine. 141 00:09:11,060 --> 00:09:14,130 ♪ My past and my present 142 00:09:14,340 --> 00:09:18,250 - ♪ Are one and the same - Hey, man, you gonna be all right? 143 00:09:18,420 --> 00:09:20,690 - ♪ And the future holds - Yeah. 144 00:09:20,860 --> 00:09:24,370 ♪ Nothing for me 145 00:09:27,740 --> 00:09:32,450 - ♪ Yesterday's kisses... - Buddy, you can't come with me. 146 00:09:32,620 --> 00:09:35,610 Don't you start crying, too, OK? 147 00:09:35,820 --> 00:09:40,970 ♪ And yesterday's memories still find me 148 00:09:43,740 --> 00:09:45,610 - ♪ Scenes from the past - I can't... 149 00:09:45,780 --> 00:09:48,850 ♪ Keep returning 150 00:09:51,140 --> 00:09:56,930 ♪ I've got a wonderful future behind me 151 00:10:14,820 --> 00:10:19,210 ♪ You say there is happiness 152 00:10:19,380 --> 00:10:23,570 ♪ Waiting for me 153 00:10:23,780 --> 00:10:25,450 ♪ But I know... ♪ 154 00:10:25,660 --> 00:10:30,490 Hey, man, Janet's been trying to rent out that old goat barn. 155 00:10:30,660 --> 00:10:34,130 If you could get two months worth of rent together, then maybe you could... 156 00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:37,890 Seriously? Well, what's she asking per month? 157 00:10:38,060 --> 00:10:40,050 Well, she's been asking $400, 158 00:10:40,260 --> 00:10:43,930 but for you, she'd probably give it to you for $500. 159 00:10:46,140 --> 00:10:47,330 You think she'd go for it? 160 00:10:47,500 --> 00:10:49,530 You just worry about getting that money together. 161 00:10:49,700 --> 00:10:51,490 I'll take care of Janet. 162 00:10:51,820 --> 00:10:53,970 Right on. Thanks, man. 163 00:10:59,700 --> 00:11:00,810 Hey, just remember, 164 00:11:00,980 --> 00:11:03,770 Omega-3s for the blepharitis, it helps with everything. 165 00:11:03,940 --> 00:11:06,010 - Thanks for the tip, Ned. - Thanks, Hauser. 166 00:11:06,180 --> 00:11:09,650 You know what the worst part is? She's insisting on keeping Willie Nelson. 167 00:11:09,820 --> 00:11:11,090 - No! - No, way! 168 00:11:11,260 --> 00:11:13,170 I thought she was a Buddhist or something. 169 00:11:13,340 --> 00:11:15,530 I'm so sorry, I know how much you love him. 170 00:11:15,700 --> 00:11:17,410 - That sucks, Ned. - Yeah, it's really tough, 171 00:11:17,580 --> 00:11:19,690 but you know what I'm gonna do is get some money together 172 00:11:19,860 --> 00:11:23,610 and I'm gonna rent the goat barn on the back 40, so... 173 00:11:23,780 --> 00:11:26,530 The goat barn. Pff. Better hurry up on that one. 174 00:11:26,700 --> 00:11:29,490 - Yeah. - How much you need for the goat barn? 175 00:11:29,660 --> 00:11:32,650 I'm sure we could rustle up some cash for you? 176 00:11:34,660 --> 00:11:38,610 Um, I thought we agreed as a family not to loan each other money. 177 00:11:38,780 --> 00:11:40,000 Yeah, no, right, obviously. 178 00:11:40,180 --> 00:11:42,690 Because then we would've blown through Dylan's inheritance by now. 179 00:11:42,900 --> 00:11:48,770 I just thought that it would be, you know, better if Ned were to... 180 00:11:49,860 --> 00:11:51,000 ...earn it himself. 181 00:11:51,180 --> 00:11:53,210 For Ned, yeah, for you. 182 00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:56,210 Absolutely, no, for sure. I'm not a charity case. 183 00:11:56,380 --> 00:11:59,890 I wanna work, so if you hear of anything, any odd jobs or anything, 184 00:12:00,060 --> 00:12:02,410 please, let me know, because... 185 00:12:02,580 --> 00:12:04,930 Maybe there's something on your movie you could... 186 00:12:05,500 --> 00:12:07,530 There wouldn't... No, no. 187 00:12:07,700 --> 00:12:10,730 No. No, we're pretty well-staffed at the moment. 188 00:12:10,900 --> 00:12:12,410 Yeah, sorry, it's... 189 00:12:12,580 --> 00:12:15,140 You know what you really need is to get laid. 190 00:12:15,300 --> 00:12:18,690 I have, like, five hot roommates, a couple of them would totally fuck you. 191 00:12:18,900 --> 00:12:20,570 - Definitely. - Dude, 192 00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:23,200 can we discuss living with that many people at this age? 193 00:12:23,380 --> 00:12:24,770 I mean, it's kind of gnarly. 194 00:12:24,940 --> 00:12:27,770 Well, actually, we looked at a two-bedroom in Brooklyn Heights. 195 00:12:27,940 --> 00:12:29,770 - Right, Nat? - For you two? 196 00:12:29,940 --> 00:12:32,290 - That's awesome. - Good! That's so exciting! 197 00:12:32,460 --> 00:12:34,330 - Can I come check it out? - Yeah, of course. 198 00:12:34,540 --> 00:12:36,650 Contain your enthusiasm, Nat. 199 00:12:37,860 --> 00:12:39,250 No, it's just... 200 00:12:39,460 --> 00:12:41,410 I get worried, because... 201 00:12:41,580 --> 00:12:45,120 ...people who move in together always end up either breaking up 202 00:12:45,340 --> 00:12:46,890 or getting married. 203 00:12:47,740 --> 00:12:50,450 - OK. - No, no, no, no. 204 00:12:51,820 --> 00:12:54,570 Why would you say that in front of everybody? I don't understand. 205 00:12:56,100 --> 00:12:57,610 - Come here. - OK. 206 00:13:02,220 --> 00:13:03,890 Take a breath, Mom. 207 00:13:04,060 --> 00:13:06,810 - Relax, take a breath. - We have to go. Seth has a show. 208 00:13:06,980 --> 00:13:09,770 - Yeah. Who's Seth? - I have a deadline. I'm gonna go too. 209 00:13:09,940 --> 00:13:12,610 What about cake? Aren't we gonna play a game or something? 210 00:13:12,780 --> 00:13:14,610 We should probably get going as well. 211 00:13:14,780 --> 00:13:18,130 Hey, sunshine, we gotta get home and practice your shehnai. 212 00:13:18,660 --> 00:13:19,640 You're right. 213 00:13:19,820 --> 00:13:21,970 I'll cut you a slice, River, you can take it with you. 214 00:13:22,140 --> 00:13:24,650 Oh, no, he had a cupcake yesterday. 215 00:13:25,660 --> 00:13:27,490 We're off sugar today. Thanks, though, Ned. 216 00:13:27,660 --> 00:13:31,050 Such a lucky kid, gets a cupcake once a week. 217 00:13:31,260 --> 00:13:32,690 So, I'll see you guys next week, OK? 218 00:13:32,860 --> 00:13:34,930 - Bye, Mom! - You guys really have to go so soon? 219 00:13:35,140 --> 00:13:36,650 It's still light out. 220 00:13:36,820 --> 00:13:39,010 I know, but I'm so psyched to have you next week. 221 00:13:39,180 --> 00:13:41,290 - Yeah, to next week! Bye, guys. - Cindy! 222 00:13:41,460 --> 00:13:44,170 Coming, coming! 223 00:13:45,820 --> 00:13:48,250 Our door is always open, Ned. 224 00:13:48,580 --> 00:13:51,410 We'll see you next week, OK? Bye! 225 00:13:51,860 --> 00:13:53,170 Bye! 226 00:13:55,340 --> 00:13:57,050 You know, Nedly, I love you. 227 00:13:57,660 --> 00:13:59,330 I love you too, Mom. 228 00:13:59,540 --> 00:14:03,810 Even though you've never had a real job and that problem with the jail business, 229 00:14:03,980 --> 00:14:06,730 and you've never given me any grandchildren. 230 00:14:07,340 --> 00:14:08,810 Yeah, well... 231 00:14:10,020 --> 00:14:11,370 Any plans for tomorrow? 232 00:14:12,380 --> 00:14:13,930 I don't even know where to begin. 233 00:14:14,140 --> 00:14:17,370 Then we'll drive over to Calico Corner, I gotta get a new button. 234 00:14:18,580 --> 00:14:21,690 - You need any? - I'm OK. 235 00:14:21,860 --> 00:14:24,210 Let's get an early start, we'll beat the crowds. 236 00:14:25,900 --> 00:14:27,090 OK. 237 00:14:28,660 --> 00:14:31,370 I'm glad you're staying here. 238 00:14:32,900 --> 00:14:34,410 Nighty-night. 239 00:14:34,580 --> 00:14:37,490 - Good night, Mom. - Sleep tight. 240 00:14:37,700 --> 00:14:39,930 Don't let the bedbugs bite. 241 00:14:45,220 --> 00:14:50,010 I'm... Officer... Omar... Coleman. 242 00:14:51,860 --> 00:14:56,370 I'm... your... parole... officer. 243 00:14:57,900 --> 00:15:00,890 I'm Ned Rochlin. Why are you talking so slow? 244 00:15:01,100 --> 00:15:03,010 I just figured, looking at your sheet, 245 00:15:03,180 --> 00:15:05,930 that since you sold grass to a uniformed police officer 246 00:15:06,100 --> 00:15:07,570 that you must be retarded. 247 00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:11,610 - Yeah, I get that a lot. - Right. 248 00:15:11,820 --> 00:15:13,890 You need a signed rental agreement in your name 249 00:15:14,060 --> 00:15:16,650 or written confirmation that you're staying with a family member. 250 00:15:16,820 --> 00:15:20,600 OK. Well, currently I'm staying with my mom in Long Island. Although, I... 251 00:15:20,780 --> 00:15:22,690 You're required to appear before me every three weeks, 252 00:15:22,860 --> 00:15:25,610 at which time you'll provide me with a urine sample. You understand? 253 00:15:25,780 --> 00:15:27,450 Oh, yes, sir, Your Honor. 254 00:15:27,620 --> 00:15:29,810 State of New York requires you to reflect upon the choices 255 00:15:29,980 --> 00:15:31,530 that led to your incarceration. 256 00:15:32,620 --> 00:15:34,090 - Cool. - Cool. 257 00:15:34,300 --> 00:15:37,840 Um, what steps are you taking to avoid such choices in the future? 258 00:15:38,460 --> 00:15:41,770 Uh... I'll tell you, that's really tough... 259 00:15:41,940 --> 00:15:44,500 ...tough for me, sir. I don't really... 260 00:15:49,100 --> 00:15:50,240 Hmm. Hm. 261 00:15:51,100 --> 00:15:54,330 Wow, that's a good question. I don't... It's tough to answer right now. 262 00:15:54,500 --> 00:15:56,290 I haven't thought about it that much, but, 263 00:15:56,460 --> 00:15:58,730 I don't know. I mean, I'm not gonna be working at the farm anymore. 264 00:15:58,900 --> 00:16:01,460 - OK. - Although, you might not want to 265 00:16:01,660 --> 00:16:03,960 write that one down, 'cause it's not so much a step, per se. 266 00:16:04,140 --> 00:16:06,370 Because it's not my choice. I'd love to be working there, 267 00:16:06,580 --> 00:16:09,770 but my girlfriend, Janet, doesn't want it to happen really. 268 00:16:10,740 --> 00:16:13,650 How about we put down you're staying away from past criminal associates? 269 00:16:13,820 --> 00:16:15,090 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sure. 270 00:16:15,300 --> 00:16:16,810 - If you think that's best. - Yeah. 271 00:16:17,740 --> 00:16:21,520 You know what? I'll think about it and I'll try and come back next time 272 00:16:21,700 --> 00:16:26,170 with some more steps and options, that kind of thing, for our next meeting. 273 00:16:26,340 --> 00:16:28,170 - You do that, buddy. - This is cool, man. 274 00:16:28,340 --> 00:16:30,090 - Yeah. - This is like... 275 00:16:30,260 --> 00:16:33,800 This is like free therapy. New York State cares. 276 00:16:38,540 --> 00:16:40,840 Is that it? That's it? 277 00:16:41,020 --> 00:16:42,610 - That's it. - My 50 minutes are up? 278 00:16:42,780 --> 00:16:44,810 - Yeah. - All right, man. OK. 279 00:16:44,980 --> 00:16:45,960 - OK. - Thanks a lot. 280 00:16:46,700 --> 00:16:48,970 Hey, is it lame if I bail on Nat's show? 281 00:16:49,140 --> 00:16:51,440 Yeah. Then no one will be there. 282 00:16:52,100 --> 00:16:53,770 What the hell is that noise? 283 00:16:53,940 --> 00:16:58,090 Oh, that's River's shehnai. 284 00:16:58,300 --> 00:17:00,860 You have no idea how competitive admissions have gotten. 285 00:17:02,220 --> 00:17:03,690 God, Ned just showed up. 286 00:17:04,300 --> 00:17:06,210 - I'll call you back. - All right, bye. 287 00:17:11,140 --> 00:17:12,450 Hi. 288 00:17:12,620 --> 00:17:16,370 - You said your door was always open. - I did, yeah. 289 00:17:20,300 --> 00:17:21,570 I hope this is OK, Ned. 290 00:17:22,380 --> 00:17:24,680 Are you kidding? This is great. 291 00:17:24,860 --> 00:17:27,810 My God, I get to rock the full-on slumber party 292 00:17:27,980 --> 00:17:30,010 with my man River every night. 293 00:17:31,740 --> 00:17:33,450 I mean, Mom's great and all, but... 294 00:17:33,620 --> 00:17:36,690 Oh. No, Ned, it's all right. I get it. 295 00:17:38,140 --> 00:17:41,810 So, the deal is, if it's OK with you, 296 00:17:41,980 --> 00:17:46,410 you'll get $250 a week, you'll help us out with River, 297 00:17:46,580 --> 00:17:50,690 and you get to work with Dylan on the documentary. 298 00:17:50,860 --> 00:17:53,090 Yeah, I hope you don't have to fire anyone to make room for me, Dyl. 299 00:17:53,260 --> 00:17:56,370 Oh, yeah, but it's family first, right? 300 00:17:57,780 --> 00:17:59,490 You guys. 301 00:18:12,460 --> 00:18:14,530 Come on, bud, let's go. 302 00:18:36,100 --> 00:18:38,970 So, you're telling me you've never seen The Pink Panther? 303 00:18:39,140 --> 00:18:40,930 Mom and Dad don't like violent movies. 304 00:18:41,100 --> 00:18:43,170 Yeah, but it's not violent, it's hilarious. 305 00:18:43,340 --> 00:18:45,330 - Nobody's actually getting hurt. - Mm-hmm. 306 00:18:46,260 --> 00:18:48,250 Get on your feet. Come on, come here. 307 00:18:48,820 --> 00:18:51,250 On your feet, River Rochlin Byng. 308 00:18:52,660 --> 00:18:54,890 Welcome to my dojo. 309 00:18:55,700 --> 00:18:56,680 Give me a chop. 310 00:18:59,420 --> 00:19:02,250 - What was that? - Karate chop. 311 00:19:02,900 --> 00:19:06,330 That was a...? That wasn't a chop. You know what that was? That was this... 312 00:19:08,500 --> 00:19:10,650 Chop me. Do it. 313 00:19:10,820 --> 00:19:13,280 - How about this? - Oh! Ah! 314 00:19:15,300 --> 00:19:18,970 Christ! It's after 10:00, for Christ's sakes, River has school in the morning. 315 00:19:19,140 --> 00:19:22,840 Oh, God, sorry, yeah. I must've lost track of time again. 316 00:19:23,020 --> 00:19:25,770 Ned, what's the laptop doing in his bedroom? 317 00:19:25,940 --> 00:19:28,370 We were just watching Pink Panther. 318 00:19:29,740 --> 00:19:33,130 We loaned you the computer for your resume, not to look at pink panthers. 319 00:19:33,780 --> 00:19:36,810 No, The Pink... It's just Pink Panther. 320 00:19:36,980 --> 00:19:40,520 This country's obsessed with screens. 321 00:19:41,660 --> 00:19:44,610 He's seven years-old, for Christ's sakes. 322 00:19:44,780 --> 00:19:46,370 Ahh. 323 00:19:50,420 --> 00:19:51,400 Whoops. 324 00:19:54,460 --> 00:19:56,760 - Good night, Riv. - Good night. 325 00:19:57,420 --> 00:19:59,570 I mean, he's not like a criminal or anything, 326 00:19:59,740 --> 00:20:02,250 he's just a fuck-up who needs help. 327 00:20:02,420 --> 00:20:05,210 Well, if he's got any of your genes, I'd be happy to throw him a few bucks 328 00:20:05,380 --> 00:20:07,530 - to do a little modeling. - That would be awesome. 329 00:20:07,740 --> 00:20:10,120 Then he'd have cash and somewhere to go. 330 00:20:10,300 --> 00:20:14,690 Sure. Hey, have you heard of Sustainable Upgrade? 331 00:20:15,700 --> 00:20:19,480 Sustainable Upgrade, it's a life-coaching program. 332 00:20:19,660 --> 00:20:23,130 It saved me. I was like your brother is now, floating. 333 00:20:24,460 --> 00:20:27,210 Waiting for someone to give me a sense of purpose. 334 00:20:27,740 --> 00:20:29,850 Cool, I'll tell him. 335 00:20:30,420 --> 00:20:32,370 Want to come to a meeting too? 336 00:20:32,540 --> 00:20:34,250 - Mmm, I don't know. - No. 337 00:20:34,420 --> 00:20:37,930 You are capable of extraordinary things, Natalie. 338 00:20:38,820 --> 00:20:41,610 You just have to let yourself go there. 339 00:20:42,500 --> 00:20:45,090 It's not like a cult, is it? 340 00:20:45,260 --> 00:20:46,930 Cult? No. 341 00:20:47,540 --> 00:20:50,100 No. I'll tell you what, I'll take you both. 342 00:20:50,260 --> 00:20:52,930 Just check it out, no pressure. 343 00:21:13,540 --> 00:21:16,290 What we're doing is we're filming this documentary movie 344 00:21:16,460 --> 00:21:17,770 about T atiana. 345 00:21:17,980 --> 00:21:21,130 And all of the artistic repression that she faced in Belorussia. 346 00:21:21,300 --> 00:21:25,450 What I'd love to get from you guys would be signatures on these releases. 347 00:21:26,620 --> 00:21:28,250 Thank you. 348 00:21:32,100 --> 00:21:34,770 - Excuse me, ladies... - Jesus. 349 00:21:35,900 --> 00:21:38,650 Ah! 350 00:21:38,820 --> 00:21:39,850 - Man... - It hurts. 351 00:21:40,020 --> 00:21:42,250 - It does. It does, God! - I know. 352 00:21:42,460 --> 00:21:43,930 I think I need leg warmers. 353 00:21:44,100 --> 00:21:47,130 - My Croc is stuck. - Hey. 354 00:21:47,340 --> 00:21:49,410 - Hey. - Is this joker bothering you? 355 00:21:49,580 --> 00:21:52,290 No, not at all. He's very cute. 356 00:21:52,460 --> 00:21:53,970 He's pretty funny. 357 00:21:54,180 --> 00:21:56,640 You wanna go grab the bags, take them down to the car? 358 00:21:56,820 --> 00:21:58,890 Sure. I told her you're my brother-in-law. 359 00:21:59,100 --> 00:22:00,690 She didn't know you were married. 360 00:22:00,860 --> 00:22:02,410 - Oh. - No. 361 00:22:02,580 --> 00:22:06,530 You gotta look at this thing she can do with her leg. This is amazing. Show him. 362 00:22:07,500 --> 00:22:10,060 - Look at...! - I've just been shooting this stuff. 363 00:22:10,220 --> 00:22:12,450 But, hey, I never tire of it. 364 00:22:12,660 --> 00:22:16,050 Look at this. I can get it... This is how high I can go. 365 00:22:17,340 --> 00:22:20,010 I know. You just did it five seconds ago. 366 00:22:20,180 --> 00:22:21,850 Oh, yeah. I didn't know if you saw it. 367 00:22:22,860 --> 00:22:24,850 Well, I've been here, like, 25 seconds. 368 00:22:25,020 --> 00:22:27,810 Oh. 369 00:22:28,340 --> 00:22:30,640 Go get the bags, wise-guy. 370 00:22:30,820 --> 00:22:33,090 Well, sure thing. I'll go get 'em, boss. 371 00:22:34,340 --> 00:22:36,530 Seriously, go get the bags. 372 00:22:36,700 --> 00:22:38,850 Oh, yeah, yeah. OK. 373 00:22:39,940 --> 00:22:43,290 Ah! 374 00:22:44,380 --> 00:22:46,730 Oh, right in my gluteus maximus! 375 00:22:46,940 --> 00:22:49,370 - Get your stinky feet off me. - Stop tickling me! 376 00:22:49,540 --> 00:22:51,650 I'm not tickling you, what are you talking about? 377 00:22:53,380 --> 00:22:56,130 So has Nat always been a lesbian? 378 00:22:56,300 --> 00:22:58,930 Oh, no, no, she's open to pretty much anyone. 379 00:22:59,100 --> 00:23:03,210 Boys, girls, old, young, thin, fat. 380 00:23:03,380 --> 00:23:05,410 That's a beautiful thing, actually. 381 00:23:05,940 --> 00:23:09,610 - That is beautiful. - She even slept with our cousin once. 382 00:23:18,380 --> 00:23:21,650 - Dude! What the fuck! - Sorry, sorry... to everybody. 383 00:23:23,780 --> 00:23:26,080 Man, can you hold this? Thanks. 384 00:23:40,220 --> 00:23:44,570 Thanks, man. I feel like an idiot. 385 00:23:47,620 --> 00:23:50,370 - You done yet? - No, I still can't go. 386 00:23:50,540 --> 00:23:52,450 Gotta get that sample. 387 00:23:52,620 --> 00:23:55,410 Hey, your two job's gonna look good on my monthly stats. 388 00:23:55,580 --> 00:23:57,610 I'm telling you, Omar, good things happen. 389 00:23:57,780 --> 00:24:01,250 - Good things happen. - Yeah, I'll keep that in mind, Ned. 390 00:24:01,620 --> 00:24:05,610 Oh, now if you're gonna move into that barn residence you referred to, 391 00:24:05,780 --> 00:24:08,490 you gotta register the address here within three days of moving in. 392 00:24:08,660 --> 00:24:10,090 Oh, yeah. 393 00:24:11,740 --> 00:24:13,810 One more minute or I'm getting the cranberry juice. 394 00:24:13,980 --> 00:24:15,810 Nope, almost there. 395 00:24:16,580 --> 00:24:18,050 There we go. 396 00:24:18,460 --> 00:24:21,050 Oh! 397 00:24:21,820 --> 00:24:24,970 Sorry, man, I shouldn't have gone before I came here. I'm so stupid. 398 00:24:25,140 --> 00:24:26,450 I don't know what I was thinking. 399 00:24:28,140 --> 00:24:30,170 That was funny, Ned. 400 00:24:30,380 --> 00:24:32,450 - Yeah. - You... 401 00:24:33,340 --> 00:24:35,370 The car is now 35 minutes late. 402 00:24:35,540 --> 00:24:40,810 If the driver knew there was traffic, why didn't the driver call me then? 403 00:24:40,980 --> 00:24:44,650 Yes, I know, but you see, I'm interviewing a very important person, 404 00:24:44,820 --> 00:24:47,170 in less than 20 minutes and I... 405 00:24:47,340 --> 00:24:49,250 Don't...! 406 00:24:49,420 --> 00:24:51,090 Jer, see if he's out there for me. 407 00:24:51,260 --> 00:24:52,530 Yep. 408 00:24:53,020 --> 00:24:56,850 This is a disaster, Jer. I cannot be late for this. 409 00:24:57,340 --> 00:25:00,050 - Jesus Christ. - No. 410 00:25:00,220 --> 00:25:04,130 I can't believe I'm calling this person. 411 00:25:04,300 --> 00:25:05,810 Who is she exactly? 412 00:25:05,980 --> 00:25:09,570 Lady Arabella Galloway, heir presumptive to the House of Stuart, 413 00:25:09,740 --> 00:25:11,730 one of the wealthiest women in the world. 414 00:25:11,900 --> 00:25:13,010 Jesus. 415 00:25:13,180 --> 00:25:16,330 Yeah, her creepy ex-boyfriend stole ten million dollars from the family, 416 00:25:16,500 --> 00:25:18,610 and then sold their sex tape to pay his legal bills. 417 00:25:18,780 --> 00:25:21,490 He's a gem. OK, Ned, you gotta do me a favor. 418 00:25:21,660 --> 00:25:23,530 First of all, we need to step on it, we're really late. 419 00:25:23,700 --> 00:25:26,850 Next of all, maybe don't say anything stupid. 420 00:25:27,060 --> 00:25:30,290 Actually, don't say anything at all. Just keep your mouth shut. 421 00:25:30,460 --> 00:25:33,250 This is the first time I'm writing about an actual person, not just moisturizer. 422 00:25:33,420 --> 00:25:34,890 So I really can't fuck it up. 423 00:25:42,780 --> 00:25:44,770 - Hi, Lady Arabella. - Hi. 424 00:25:44,940 --> 00:25:46,770 - Miranda Rochlin, Vanity Fair. - Nice to meet you. 425 00:25:46,940 --> 00:25:50,560 So nice to meet you. Here, just jump right in. 426 00:25:51,020 --> 00:25:53,890 So sorry that we were late. The town car was stuck in traffic, 427 00:25:54,060 --> 00:25:56,210 - this is my sister's car, I had to... - It's OK. 428 00:25:56,420 --> 00:25:58,290 - OK. I feel horrible. - No, it's lovely to meet you. 429 00:25:58,460 --> 00:26:01,210 - Thank you, you too. - Hi, I'm Arabella. 430 00:26:03,380 --> 00:26:04,930 You can introduce yourself, Ned. 431 00:26:06,060 --> 00:26:08,250 Oh, yes. I'm Ned. 432 00:26:08,420 --> 00:26:10,720 - I'm her brother. - Yeah, he's just my brother. 433 00:26:10,900 --> 00:26:12,570 That's... that's all. 434 00:26:12,740 --> 00:26:14,170 So, are you two a team? 435 00:26:14,340 --> 00:26:17,410 Us? No. Hm-mm. No. 436 00:26:17,580 --> 00:26:19,490 I'm just kind of doing this as an odd job. 437 00:26:19,660 --> 00:26:21,850 - Yeah. - Been out of the workforce for a while. 438 00:26:22,020 --> 00:26:24,970 - Really? Where were you? - Oh, I was sort of in jail. 439 00:26:25,140 --> 00:26:28,170 Oh. He's not a... He's not a criminal or anything, 440 00:26:28,340 --> 00:26:31,330 he's just an organic farmer that made a stupid mistake. So... 441 00:26:31,540 --> 00:26:34,100 - Well, biodynamic, actually. - OK, Ned. 442 00:26:34,260 --> 00:26:37,250 What is biodynamic, exactly? I've never understood the difference. 443 00:26:37,460 --> 00:26:39,570 Planting kind of depends on the lunar calendar. 444 00:26:39,740 --> 00:26:41,770 - Species of lettuce, for example... - Thank you, Ned. 445 00:26:41,940 --> 00:26:44,210 Arabella? I was thinking we should get started. 446 00:26:44,380 --> 00:26:49,770 OK, my lawyer said you agreed not to ask about him and the whole YouTube thing. 447 00:26:50,620 --> 00:26:53,770 Absolutely, yeah. Everybody's dated a jerk, 448 00:26:53,980 --> 00:26:56,970 so at the end of the day, that is just an old, boring story. 449 00:26:58,180 --> 00:26:59,530 - OK. Good. - Yeah. 450 00:26:59,700 --> 00:27:05,370 No, what I'm truly fascinated by is the work you are doing with Destiny's House. 451 00:27:06,020 --> 00:27:08,090 It's the same story for all of them. 452 00:27:08,260 --> 00:27:11,960 Seduced at 13 or 14 by grown men who make them feel loved 453 00:27:12,140 --> 00:27:14,930 and then brainwash them into prostitution. 454 00:27:15,700 --> 00:27:17,610 - So sad. - Yeah. 455 00:27:17,780 --> 00:27:20,690 Well, I guess we're all capable of trusting the wrong person. 456 00:27:21,980 --> 00:27:23,650 Are you speaking from personal experience? 457 00:27:23,820 --> 00:27:26,650 Hey, Ebony, thank you for the playlist. 458 00:27:26,820 --> 00:27:28,490 - Love Major Lazer. - No problem. 459 00:27:28,660 --> 00:27:31,170 And then there's Shanequa, she got really into boxing. 460 00:27:31,340 --> 00:27:33,800 Not just like boxing matches, more like fight training. 461 00:27:34,020 --> 00:27:36,010 - Shanequa? - Yeah, you know my nephew River 462 00:27:36,180 --> 00:27:40,170 wants to do something like that, but Liz won't have anything to do with it. 463 00:27:40,340 --> 00:27:42,770 - Is that the lesbian sister? - That's Nat. 464 00:27:42,940 --> 00:27:45,970 She's really more of a bisexual. Or at least formerly-bisexual. 465 00:27:46,140 --> 00:27:50,170 I don't know how you describe it. How would you describe Nat? 466 00:27:50,780 --> 00:27:53,240 - Arabella, I was wondering... - If you guys are interested, 467 00:27:53,420 --> 00:27:55,290 you should come to the benefit we're having on Sunday. 468 00:27:55,500 --> 00:27:57,690 - Benefit? Oh, yeah! - The girls will be there. 469 00:27:57,860 --> 00:28:00,130 That could be great. 470 00:28:00,340 --> 00:28:03,130 - I do have this deadline, though. - Man, I love it. 471 00:28:03,340 --> 00:28:06,490 One minute I'm scrubbing toilets at Marble Valley Regional with Dom, 472 00:28:06,660 --> 00:28:08,850 I'm on the charity circuit. 473 00:28:10,300 --> 00:28:12,450 - Mm. - It's good, right? 474 00:28:12,620 --> 00:28:14,650 - Are you convinced? - Nice, nice. 475 00:28:14,820 --> 00:28:17,120 Way to tell it true, yeah. 476 00:28:17,300 --> 00:28:19,250 Anybody else? How about you? Beth? 477 00:28:19,980 --> 00:28:21,290 Share your story. 478 00:28:21,940 --> 00:28:22,920 Sure. 479 00:28:24,340 --> 00:28:27,850 Hi, everyone, my name is Beth Phillips 480 00:28:28,020 --> 00:28:30,290 and I'm from Paramus, New Jersey. 481 00:28:30,460 --> 00:28:33,020 Hey, Beth. 482 00:28:33,180 --> 00:28:36,330 Uh, I used to call myself a romance addict. 483 00:28:36,540 --> 00:28:39,100 And then, I went in the win room. 484 00:28:40,580 --> 00:28:44,410 And came out knowing I just used sex to make me feel like I was in control. 485 00:28:45,740 --> 00:28:49,930 But now, I'm engaged to marry a man who actually loves me. 486 00:28:51,060 --> 00:28:53,810 He's so awesome. He just knit me a scarf. 487 00:28:55,460 --> 00:28:58,050 Isn't that a beautiful testimony? 488 00:28:58,500 --> 00:29:00,730 Let's go to the win room. 489 00:29:01,260 --> 00:29:05,170 So now, um, I'm in my crib and... 490 00:29:05,900 --> 00:29:10,650 ...this time my sister's not strangling me. 491 00:29:11,460 --> 00:29:13,650 She's hugging me and... 492 00:29:14,180 --> 00:29:17,370 I feel so positive and, like, really, like, clear. 493 00:29:17,580 --> 00:29:20,140 Like I can do anything. 494 00:29:20,780 --> 00:29:23,240 Yes, you can. You can do anything. 495 00:29:23,460 --> 00:29:25,050 That's a great win, Natalie. 496 00:29:25,220 --> 00:29:27,410 - Yeah. - It was beautiful. 497 00:29:27,580 --> 00:29:29,050 Hydrate. 498 00:29:34,300 --> 00:29:37,770 What about you, Ned? What are you feeling? 499 00:29:38,740 --> 00:29:40,010 Uhh... 500 00:29:41,980 --> 00:29:44,440 I just... I feel really hot. 501 00:29:44,900 --> 00:29:47,530 Right. Do you want to expand on that? 502 00:29:48,540 --> 00:29:51,130 All I want is to take that pitcher and just dump it 503 00:29:51,300 --> 00:29:53,810 onto my penis and balls. 504 00:29:54,420 --> 00:29:59,490 Move on through it. Come away from the testicles and up to your higher self. 505 00:29:59,660 --> 00:30:02,170 - I think I'm gonna throw up. - Don't throw up in this tent. 506 00:30:02,340 --> 00:30:04,050 Can I please have water without win? 507 00:30:04,220 --> 00:30:07,090 Without a win? Can I please have water without a win? Can you give me some? 508 00:30:07,300 --> 00:30:09,890 Don't enable him. Don't... 509 00:30:10,820 --> 00:30:12,450 Ned? 510 00:30:13,340 --> 00:30:15,370 - I'm fine, really. - You're gonna be fine, man. 511 00:30:15,540 --> 00:30:19,010 - We just gotta take you in, all right? - Are you sure I can't come? I want to. 512 00:30:19,180 --> 00:30:22,450 No, no, really. I'm fine. I promise. You kids enjoy yourselves. 513 00:30:22,620 --> 00:30:25,000 And, seriously, congratulations on your wins. 514 00:30:25,580 --> 00:30:27,370 I love you, Ned, bye. 515 00:30:59,620 --> 00:31:02,210 Cite Ohio v. McNally, Doug. 516 00:31:02,380 --> 00:31:04,210 Oliver Wendell Holmes 101. 517 00:31:07,980 --> 00:31:11,760 Yeah, I'll be in in about 40 minutes. We can talk about it then. OK. 518 00:31:15,700 --> 00:31:18,690 - You're so smart. - Thanks, baby. 519 00:31:24,300 --> 00:31:26,810 - You really have to go? - Yeah. I do. 520 00:31:39,260 --> 00:31:40,650 OK... 521 00:31:42,580 --> 00:31:45,010 You know, Ned... Uh... 522 00:31:45,180 --> 00:31:48,330 ...maybe you should wait here. I've got to do an interview with Tatiana, 523 00:31:48,500 --> 00:31:51,290 - which could be a little sensitive. - Really, how so? 524 00:31:51,780 --> 00:31:54,410 Well, it's too sensitive, you know, even to discuss. 525 00:31:54,580 --> 00:31:57,530 - Wow. - Why don't you chill out in the car, 526 00:31:57,740 --> 00:32:02,090 - while I go and do it. - Yeah. 527 00:32:02,260 --> 00:32:04,930 - Do you need any help? - No, just chill out in the car. 528 00:32:05,100 --> 00:32:06,570 All right. 529 00:32:22,940 --> 00:32:24,330 Come on. 530 00:32:24,980 --> 00:32:26,930 How we doing this evening? 531 00:32:27,100 --> 00:32:30,450 Good. Good. Everything's great, officer. 532 00:32:30,620 --> 00:32:32,090 I'm on parole. 533 00:32:32,820 --> 00:32:35,650 - Any trouble here? - No, no trouble at all. 534 00:32:36,300 --> 00:32:39,290 My brother-in-law's doing a documentary up in the building up there, 535 00:32:39,460 --> 00:32:41,130 and I'm just... 536 00:32:41,300 --> 00:32:44,090 This is my job, to watch this. 537 00:32:44,260 --> 00:32:45,770 No trouble, we're not breaking the law. 538 00:32:45,940 --> 00:32:47,930 You're in a 24-hour tow zone. 539 00:32:48,100 --> 00:32:51,130 You gotta move this vehicle, tow truck's behind me. 540 00:32:51,300 --> 00:32:54,130 Well, all right. Thank you for your service. 541 00:33:02,620 --> 00:33:04,130 Ahh. 542 00:33:07,340 --> 00:33:09,010 Just gotta get the keys! 543 00:33:12,940 --> 00:33:15,130 Dylan! Dylan! 544 00:33:19,020 --> 00:33:20,000 Dylan! 545 00:33:20,180 --> 00:33:22,850 - What the hell are you doing? - I'm sorry. 546 00:33:23,020 --> 00:33:25,320 I'm sorry, I just really need the car keys. 547 00:33:25,540 --> 00:33:27,250 I told you never to interrupt me when I'm working. 548 00:33:27,420 --> 00:33:30,330 Yeah, sorry about that, man. I need the keys, we're gonna get towed. 549 00:33:30,540 --> 00:33:33,530 Wait, wait, wait. Why are they towing the car? What the fuck did you do?! 550 00:33:33,700 --> 00:33:37,370 - I didn't do anything. - That was your one responsibility, Ned. 551 00:33:37,540 --> 00:33:39,840 Your one responsibility! 552 00:33:45,860 --> 00:33:47,810 Hey, Tatiana. Sorry! 553 00:34:05,060 --> 00:34:08,490 Ned, interviewing is an art form. 554 00:34:08,660 --> 00:34:13,090 When you ask someone to be vulnerable or naked, you have to be naked too, 555 00:34:13,260 --> 00:34:15,890 to make them feel comfortable. 556 00:34:16,060 --> 00:34:18,090 - That make sense? - Yeah, I guess. 557 00:34:18,300 --> 00:34:19,730 Great. 558 00:34:21,900 --> 00:34:25,090 This piece is about Destiny's House. 559 00:34:25,260 --> 00:34:27,410 We need more details about her. 560 00:34:27,580 --> 00:34:29,530 - This woman's been through a lot. - I know. 561 00:34:29,700 --> 00:34:32,850 Robbie, we agreed with the publicist not to go there. 562 00:34:33,060 --> 00:34:35,360 The publicist is not writing this, Miranda. 563 00:34:35,540 --> 00:34:36,930 You are. 564 00:34:37,100 --> 00:34:40,570 Your job is to break through to her, get her to show a little leg. 565 00:34:40,780 --> 00:34:43,810 - Come on, you're so charming. - I know. 566 00:34:44,980 --> 00:34:46,970 You begged me to get you this assignment. 567 00:34:49,100 --> 00:34:50,770 You want to get your first story killed? 568 00:34:54,700 --> 00:34:57,130 It's just getting to be too much. 569 00:34:57,860 --> 00:35:01,530 River's interview is in three days time. I want him to be... 570 00:35:01,700 --> 00:35:05,290 ...enigmatic, erudite, wise, incandescent. 571 00:35:06,620 --> 00:35:10,090 I can't just kick him out. I'll talk to him. 572 00:35:10,740 --> 00:35:14,050 What, you just decided unilaterally? 573 00:35:14,220 --> 00:35:16,210 No, it's just he's family, Dylan. 574 00:35:16,380 --> 00:35:19,290 I can't just turn my back on him for no reason. 575 00:35:22,460 --> 00:35:26,690 Well, can't one of you just take him, please? He's driving Dylan crazy. 576 00:35:26,860 --> 00:35:29,610 No, all we have is that storage room and Dan's friends from the Ukraine 577 00:35:29,780 --> 00:35:31,810 are staying there. There's, like, six of them. 578 00:35:31,980 --> 00:35:35,250 I can't do it. I've got a crazy deadline, I really need to focus. 579 00:35:35,460 --> 00:35:38,690 OK, well, thank you guys for your help. 580 00:35:39,900 --> 00:35:42,090 I need to find you. 581 00:35:42,500 --> 00:35:43,970 Cato! 582 00:35:46,620 --> 00:35:48,810 What? Where did you go? 583 00:36:13,140 --> 00:36:16,370 Hiya! 584 00:36:19,380 --> 00:36:21,970 So, River, I like your name. 585 00:36:22,140 --> 00:36:23,970 It's better than Echo. 586 00:36:24,140 --> 00:36:26,730 - Echo? - That's my sister. 587 00:36:27,260 --> 00:36:29,820 River was conceived in India, near the Ganges. 588 00:36:31,380 --> 00:36:33,490 So what kind of things do you like to do, River? 589 00:36:38,580 --> 00:36:40,050 - Fighting. - Fighting? 590 00:36:40,220 --> 00:36:44,570 - What kind of fighting? - Kun Gek Do. 591 00:36:46,700 --> 00:36:50,010 River, why don't you tell Judith about the shehnai? 592 00:36:50,180 --> 00:36:51,850 He's very, very good, actually. 593 00:36:52,020 --> 00:36:54,290 - When his hand has healed... - Kun Gek Do. 594 00:36:54,460 --> 00:36:58,130 I've never heard of that one before. Tell me about that. 595 00:36:58,300 --> 00:37:02,410 It's totally cool. Some of the moves are just like T aekwondo. 596 00:37:02,580 --> 00:37:04,330 You know, kicking... 597 00:37:04,500 --> 00:37:06,130 ...and chopping. 598 00:37:07,340 --> 00:37:11,170 What's special about it is that the guys can also throw and choke you... 599 00:37:11,340 --> 00:37:14,170 - Whoa! - That's enough! I'm so sorry. 600 00:37:14,340 --> 00:37:17,530 Seriously, I have no idea what he's talking about. 601 00:37:17,700 --> 00:37:20,260 Oh, God! 602 00:37:20,420 --> 00:37:22,930 Riv, where'd you learn about this? 603 00:37:23,100 --> 00:37:26,930 - Uncle Ned and I found it on YouTube. - YouTube? What? 604 00:37:27,100 --> 00:37:30,570 - Ned's so funny. - Tell me about Uncle Ned. 605 00:37:30,780 --> 00:37:32,610 He just got out of jail. 606 00:37:32,780 --> 00:37:36,090 In Japan, for protesting about whales... 607 00:37:36,260 --> 00:37:38,450 ...Iike the slaughter of whales. 608 00:37:38,620 --> 00:37:41,080 I thought you said he sold drugs to a policeman? 609 00:37:41,260 --> 00:37:43,410 Oh. 610 00:37:44,220 --> 00:37:48,410 None of this would be possible if it wasn't for this amazing woman, 611 00:37:48,580 --> 00:37:52,610 Rachel, who is a personal hero to all of us girls. 612 00:38:03,660 --> 00:38:04,610 All right! 613 00:38:04,780 --> 00:38:06,330 It's lovely to see you. Thank you. 614 00:38:06,500 --> 00:38:09,770 - Arabella, hi! That was amazing. - Thank you, Miranda. 615 00:38:09,940 --> 00:38:12,130 And you look great. Whose dress are you wearing? 616 00:38:12,300 --> 00:38:15,610 - Mine. - You're so clever. 617 00:38:15,780 --> 00:38:18,610 - Thanks for coming. - Seriously, though, I'd love to know... 618 00:38:21,820 --> 00:38:24,280 I don't understand. So this cop, he just came up 619 00:38:24,500 --> 00:38:26,930 - and he had the hat, the badge... - Yeah. 620 00:38:27,100 --> 00:38:29,930 Well, no, he didn't have a hat. I just thought he was, like, you know... 621 00:38:30,100 --> 00:38:31,970 ..."Brother, help a brother out," you know? 622 00:38:32,180 --> 00:38:33,650 I don't even... 623 00:38:34,500 --> 00:38:36,770 - You're laughing at me. - I'm not laughing at you. 624 00:38:36,940 --> 00:38:40,010 - You're totally laughing. - I'm laughing at the story, not you. 625 00:38:40,180 --> 00:38:43,290 Here's the thing, I... 626 00:38:43,460 --> 00:38:45,330 I live my life a certain way. 627 00:38:45,500 --> 00:38:49,530 And that is that I like to think that if you put your trust out there, 628 00:38:49,700 --> 00:38:51,850 I mean, if you really... 629 00:38:52,020 --> 00:38:54,850 ...give people the benefit of the doubt, see their best intentions, 630 00:38:55,020 --> 00:38:56,850 they're gonna want to live up to it. 631 00:38:57,020 --> 00:38:59,450 It doesn't always work out, clearly. 632 00:39:00,540 --> 00:39:03,530 But, more often than not, I think that if you do, 633 00:39:03,700 --> 00:39:06,970 people will rise to the occasion. I really believe that. 634 00:39:07,140 --> 00:39:08,930 It's very sweet, Ned. 635 00:39:09,100 --> 00:39:10,930 You think I'm an idiot like everybody else. 636 00:39:11,100 --> 00:39:12,410 No, I don't think you're an idiot. 637 00:39:12,580 --> 00:39:16,330 I think that's a really good way to live your life. 638 00:39:16,500 --> 00:39:19,850 I mean, I'm the same. At least, I was, yeah. 639 00:39:20,060 --> 00:39:22,360 Until I met the fucking Chilean. 640 00:39:23,100 --> 00:39:24,970 - Yeah? - Yeah. 641 00:39:25,660 --> 00:39:27,010 What happened? 642 00:39:31,260 --> 00:39:34,880 So, I mean, I didn't stab him, I just was trying to scare him. 643 00:39:35,060 --> 00:39:36,930 You must think I'm a total psychopath. 644 00:39:37,100 --> 00:39:39,050 I think you're fucking awesome. 645 00:39:39,220 --> 00:39:42,760 I do. Hey, you wanna go out with me sometime? 646 00:39:43,580 --> 00:39:48,570 Oh. No, not really. But thanks for asking. That's really sweet. 647 00:39:51,940 --> 00:39:53,130 You should have seen him, Ned. 648 00:39:53,340 --> 00:39:55,410 He was flying around the room like a maniac. 649 00:39:55,580 --> 00:39:58,140 I mean, Kum Kak Do, is that what it's called? 650 00:39:58,300 --> 00:39:59,650 - Kun Gek Do. - What? 651 00:40:00,500 --> 00:40:03,010 - Kun Gek Do. - What were you thinking? 652 00:40:03,180 --> 00:40:06,880 Liz, every time he sees those boys doing karate in class, 653 00:40:07,060 --> 00:40:08,570 you should see the look on his face. 654 00:40:08,740 --> 00:40:10,530 He so badly wants to be there. 655 00:40:11,340 --> 00:40:14,370 Dylan and I aren't interested in those values, Ned. 656 00:40:14,940 --> 00:40:16,290 Sorry. 657 00:40:20,020 --> 00:40:21,810 You know, he's just a little boy. 658 00:40:23,340 --> 00:40:24,970 Little boys fight. 659 00:40:25,140 --> 00:40:28,730 Doesn't mean he's going to grow up to be a frat-boy rapist. 660 00:40:34,460 --> 00:40:35,440 I'm sorry. 661 00:40:37,220 --> 00:40:38,690 - Bye. - Bye. 662 00:40:53,820 --> 00:40:57,600 Here, Ned. It's just a little something. 663 00:41:01,140 --> 00:41:02,690 Look, I know you tried. 664 00:41:02,860 --> 00:41:04,850 - I'm sorry. - I'm sorry. 665 00:41:05,020 --> 00:41:07,370 No, no, no, I am. 666 00:41:07,580 --> 00:41:08,530 Wait, what? 667 00:41:08,700 --> 00:41:11,810 How much more do you need to move back to that sheep farm, or whatever? 668 00:41:11,980 --> 00:41:13,170 Three hundred. 669 00:41:17,260 --> 00:41:19,930 - Oh, yeah, Ned. - Oh, my God, are you...? Miranda. 670 00:41:21,340 --> 00:41:25,650 - Here you go, there's $300. Go home. - Wait, Miranda. 671 00:41:25,820 --> 00:41:29,250 - Thank you so much. - OK, I love that she paid you off, 672 00:41:29,420 --> 00:41:31,650 but not, like, the full amount. 673 00:41:31,820 --> 00:41:35,290 Well, you know, she has her own way of doing things. 674 00:41:35,460 --> 00:41:36,600 They both do, I mean... 675 00:41:37,220 --> 00:41:38,850 Hey, you wanna hear something weird? 676 00:41:39,980 --> 00:41:41,850 Do you know that Dylan shoots in the nude? 677 00:41:42,020 --> 00:41:44,580 What? That's... disgusting. 678 00:41:44,740 --> 00:41:47,690 Well, I mean, not all the time, just certain situations. 679 00:41:47,860 --> 00:41:50,690 Like, if Tatiana's nude, then he has to be nude. 680 00:41:50,860 --> 00:41:54,330 - It makes her feel more comfortable. - Why is Tatiana naked? 681 00:41:54,500 --> 00:41:56,010 Why is anybody naked? 682 00:41:56,180 --> 00:41:59,530 It's to shoot her scars of oppression, or something. 683 00:41:59,700 --> 00:42:02,650 Oh, please. He's fucking her. 684 00:42:04,620 --> 00:42:08,090 Man, I had a feeling about that. 685 00:42:08,260 --> 00:42:09,650 God, I just didn't want to believe it! 686 00:42:09,820 --> 00:42:12,730 I mean, all those humanitarian awards. 687 00:42:12,940 --> 00:42:16,370 I've got to call Nat. Whoa! 688 00:42:16,900 --> 00:42:20,210 Hey, Dune's on Showtime, director's cut. You want...? 689 00:42:20,380 --> 00:42:22,210 - Hey. - Hey, hi. 690 00:42:22,380 --> 00:42:25,850 Sorry, didn't know you... had company. 691 00:42:26,020 --> 00:42:28,170 - No, he's nobody. - If you're busy... 692 00:42:28,340 --> 00:42:29,970 That's my brother, Ned. 693 00:42:30,140 --> 00:42:32,170 - Oh, this is Ned? - Yeah. 694 00:42:32,340 --> 00:42:34,800 - Ned! Hey! - Jeremy, Ned. Ned, Jeremy. 695 00:42:34,980 --> 00:42:37,570 - Hey, man, Jeremy. Nice to meet you. - How's it going? Nice to meet you. 696 00:42:37,740 --> 00:42:39,410 You, too, Jeremy. I'll watch Dune with you. 697 00:42:39,580 --> 00:42:41,210 - Yeah? Me too. - I love that movie. 698 00:42:41,740 --> 00:42:45,690 "Father, the sleeper has awakened!" 699 00:42:45,860 --> 00:42:47,530 You don't have to throw yourself at him, Ned. 700 00:42:47,700 --> 00:42:48,890 "Father!" 701 00:42:49,100 --> 00:42:51,560 Hey, by the way, thanks for going with Miranda to that benefit. 702 00:42:51,740 --> 00:42:54,410 - She always makes me do that shit. - Oh, hey, man, it's all good. 703 00:42:54,580 --> 00:42:58,250 Jeremy finds it a burden to shave, but he loves free food. 704 00:42:58,420 --> 00:43:01,170 - That's true. - I had a great time, actually. 705 00:43:01,340 --> 00:43:04,330 I tell you, that Arabella she is one cool chick. 706 00:43:04,500 --> 00:43:08,090 She's so pretty and so smart and funny and strong. 707 00:43:08,260 --> 00:43:12,040 My God, after everything she's been through. All the humiliation with 708 00:43:12,220 --> 00:43:15,730 - the South American guy, stabbing... - Nat, oh, my God. Guess... Wait. 709 00:43:15,900 --> 00:43:18,850 Hey, Miranda, do you have any toothpaste I can borrow? 710 00:43:19,020 --> 00:43:20,930 I'll call you back. Ned, what did you just say? 711 00:43:21,100 --> 00:43:23,090 I said, "Do you have any toothpaste I can borrow?" 712 00:43:23,300 --> 00:43:26,450 No, no, no. Arabella and a stabbing? 713 00:43:26,620 --> 00:43:28,250 What did she tell you? 714 00:43:28,420 --> 00:43:30,610 Oh, I don't know. It's kind of private. 715 00:43:30,780 --> 00:43:33,410 - Ned, who just gave you $300? - You. 716 00:43:33,580 --> 00:43:36,140 Yeah. Plus, I feel like you just wanted to tell us. 717 00:43:36,300 --> 00:43:39,250 You were basically just practically telling us the whole story. 718 00:43:39,940 --> 00:43:42,320 Come on, Ned, spit it out. 719 00:43:43,300 --> 00:43:45,090 Come on, Ned. 720 00:43:45,260 --> 00:43:49,090 She was in South America, there was a stabbing, just give us the rest of it. 721 00:44:08,660 --> 00:44:11,370 - The goat barn? - Yeah. 722 00:44:11,540 --> 00:44:15,650 Ned, why would I want a past lover living in my backyard? 723 00:44:15,820 --> 00:44:17,810 Billy said that you'd be cool with it. 724 00:44:18,020 --> 00:44:21,170 Oh, fuck, man, I totally forgot to ask her. 725 00:44:21,340 --> 00:44:23,610 That's my bad, man, all the way. 726 00:44:24,180 --> 00:44:27,720 I understand. Look, you won't even notice that I'm here. 727 00:44:27,900 --> 00:44:30,850 Ned, I'm so sorry, it's not gonna happen. 728 00:44:31,020 --> 00:44:32,330 Willie Nelson! 729 00:44:32,540 --> 00:44:35,170 Whoa. 730 00:44:35,340 --> 00:44:37,690 - Put Willie Nelson back in the house! - What? 731 00:44:39,020 --> 00:44:40,770 Janet said no. 732 00:44:42,540 --> 00:44:43,970 Sorry, man. 733 00:44:46,020 --> 00:44:48,770 - Come on, Willie Nelson. - You're not gonna let me see him? 734 00:44:48,940 --> 00:44:51,850 You know what, I was hoping I wouldn't have to say this, 735 00:44:52,020 --> 00:44:54,170 but I don't think you've given me any other choice. 736 00:44:55,060 --> 00:44:59,050 How many times did you make me throw Willie Nelson outside in the cold 737 00:44:59,220 --> 00:45:02,210 because you didn't want mud tracked in the house, huh? 738 00:45:02,380 --> 00:45:05,970 How many times did you insult him by telling him he had bad breath? 739 00:45:06,140 --> 00:45:09,450 Whoa, man, do you understand that you come here to this farm, 740 00:45:09,660 --> 00:45:13,050 you put Willie Nelson in the middle of all your bullshit, 741 00:45:13,220 --> 00:45:15,170 and you traumatize him. Is that what you want? 742 00:45:15,340 --> 00:45:17,720 Why can't you just let him live with someone who loves him? 743 00:45:17,900 --> 00:45:19,770 Stop with the violence, man! 744 00:45:20,580 --> 00:45:22,530 - You made me raise my voice. - Sorry. 745 00:45:22,700 --> 00:45:25,610 I'm feel really affronted right now, man, on my own property. 746 00:45:25,780 --> 00:45:27,530 Get your book bag, get out of here. 747 00:45:27,700 --> 00:45:30,080 You know what, you know what? Wow. 748 00:45:32,660 --> 00:45:34,890 Seriously, that is just... 749 00:45:35,100 --> 00:45:38,410 I mean, come on. 750 00:45:52,300 --> 00:45:55,920 She's not even gonna budge unless there's some sort of official action 751 00:45:56,100 --> 00:45:59,970 or something. Is there any kind of motion, or like injunction or something 752 00:46:00,140 --> 00:46:01,650 that you can file? I mean... 753 00:46:01,820 --> 00:46:04,410 I don't know. I don't want to sound conceited or anything, 754 00:46:04,580 --> 00:46:06,090 but I really am the better caregiver. 755 00:46:06,980 --> 00:46:11,890 You can sue her, but I'm not gonna let that hippie bitch put you through that. 756 00:46:12,060 --> 00:46:13,280 You don't think we have a case? 757 00:46:13,460 --> 00:46:15,250 I mean, she's splitting hairs when she says 758 00:46:15,420 --> 00:46:17,290 it was her friend Tim that left him with us. 759 00:46:17,460 --> 00:46:20,450 Look, you have a case, but you don't need one. 760 00:46:20,620 --> 00:46:24,370 That dog is yours and you're gonna go back there and you're gonna get him. 761 00:46:24,540 --> 00:46:26,250 I don't think I can ask her again, Cin. 762 00:46:26,420 --> 00:46:28,130 No, no, no, Ned. 763 00:46:28,860 --> 00:46:31,810 We're not gonna ask, we're gonna take. 764 00:46:31,980 --> 00:46:34,810 - We? - Yeah. Who's the man? 765 00:46:34,980 --> 00:46:38,290 - You are? - Who's the man, Ned? 766 00:46:38,460 --> 00:46:40,730 Jesus. Me. 767 00:46:40,900 --> 00:46:42,730 Yes, say it. Who's the man? 768 00:46:42,900 --> 00:46:45,130 - Who's the man? - No, say it... "I'm the man." 769 00:46:45,300 --> 00:46:47,530 - You're the man. I'm the man. - You're the man! You're the man! 770 00:46:47,700 --> 00:46:49,610 - That's right. I'm the man. - Say it! Say it! 771 00:46:49,780 --> 00:46:50,810 - I'm the man! - Louder! 772 00:46:50,980 --> 00:46:53,490 - I'm the man! - Yes! Come on. 773 00:46:53,900 --> 00:46:57,010 Pum! 774 00:46:58,180 --> 00:46:59,610 It's a sign. 775 00:47:05,580 --> 00:47:10,410 ♪ I gotta run to keep from hidin' 776 00:47:10,580 --> 00:47:15,250 ♪ And I'm bound to keep on ridin' 777 00:47:15,420 --> 00:47:20,690 ♪ And I got one more silver dollar 778 00:47:20,860 --> 00:47:23,490 ♪ I ain't gonna let 'em catch me, no 779 00:47:23,660 --> 00:47:24,610 ♪ I ain't gonna let 'em catch the midnight rider ♪ 780 00:47:24,780 --> 00:47:25,890 - H i. - Hey. 781 00:47:40,180 --> 00:47:41,490 Hey. 782 00:47:45,220 --> 00:47:47,650 Natalie says you haven't had sex in like a year. 783 00:47:48,980 --> 00:47:50,450 She told you that? 784 00:47:50,620 --> 00:47:53,080 Max and I think you're really cute. 785 00:47:54,300 --> 00:47:55,280 Oh, uh... 786 00:47:56,380 --> 00:47:57,730 Thanks. 787 00:47:58,380 --> 00:47:59,130 Thanks, Max. 788 00:48:09,580 --> 00:48:11,960 - Hey, guys. - Hey. 789 00:48:25,300 --> 00:48:27,680 I'm sorry, I can't... I'm so sorry. 790 00:48:27,900 --> 00:48:29,210 I can't do it. 791 00:48:29,380 --> 00:48:32,970 I think your erection in my leg totally threw me. 792 00:48:33,140 --> 00:48:36,050 I'm so sorry, I'm really embarrassed. 793 00:48:38,740 --> 00:48:40,770 I'm so... I'm so... 794 00:48:41,780 --> 00:48:42,920 I'm sorry. 795 00:48:43,300 --> 00:48:46,090 - I'm such a jerk. - You're really not a jerk. 796 00:48:46,260 --> 00:48:49,730 No, maybe I should've tried harder or just... 797 00:48:50,220 --> 00:48:51,890 - You know. - Ned. 798 00:48:52,060 --> 00:48:55,600 Dude, just 'cause you're straight doesn't mean you're homophobic. 799 00:48:55,780 --> 00:48:58,730 I just feel bad, you know? They seemed pretty into me. 800 00:48:59,340 --> 00:49:02,410 Well, they'll get over it. Let's... 801 00:49:02,580 --> 00:49:04,250 - We can look around this place. - Thank you. 802 00:49:04,420 --> 00:49:07,610 - You're welcome. - Let's try and find you one woman. 803 00:49:08,220 --> 00:49:11,610 - Hm! She seems kind of fun. - Yeah, sex would be awesome, 804 00:49:11,780 --> 00:49:13,570 but then she'd make you go to rock shows. 805 00:49:13,740 --> 00:49:16,300 - Oh, sweet! - Really? 806 00:49:16,460 --> 00:49:20,530 Sweet? You'd be psyched to go to some rock club? 807 00:49:20,740 --> 00:49:23,570 See a band called, like, Paint Store... 808 00:49:24,460 --> 00:49:25,970 - ...or something? - Not really. 809 00:49:26,140 --> 00:49:27,970 No, you don't. 810 00:49:28,820 --> 00:49:30,570 What about those ones over there? 811 00:49:30,740 --> 00:49:33,120 Lindsay and her friend, they're gonna analyze every word 812 00:49:33,340 --> 00:49:34,730 of every text you ever send her. 813 00:49:34,900 --> 00:49:36,170 I like the name Lindsay. 814 00:49:36,380 --> 00:49:37,890 But they're both named Lindsay. 815 00:49:38,060 --> 00:49:41,570 Look what she's reading, it's like a novelization of Us Weekly. 816 00:49:41,740 --> 00:49:42,930 Exhausting. 817 00:49:43,140 --> 00:49:45,170 Ooh, look at that one. Look at that girl. 818 00:49:45,340 --> 00:49:46,850 Oh, yeah, that would be great, if you wanted, you know, 819 00:49:47,060 --> 00:49:48,610 to date your sister! 820 00:49:48,780 --> 00:49:51,530 - What's wrong with my sister? - Nothing's wrong with your sister. 821 00:49:51,700 --> 00:49:54,000 Why, you wanna date your sister? You're a wild man. 822 00:49:54,180 --> 00:49:56,640 No, I don't wanna date my sister. But what about you? 823 00:49:57,460 --> 00:49:59,330 - Me? Date your sister? - Yeah. Right. 824 00:49:59,500 --> 00:50:01,960 Miranda? What are you talking about? 825 00:50:02,140 --> 00:50:04,330 - Well, it's obvious. - What's obvious? 826 00:50:04,500 --> 00:50:06,570 That you guys totally love each other. 827 00:50:07,700 --> 00:50:09,530 OK, I love Miranda, but... 828 00:50:09,700 --> 00:50:11,530 - I know. - ...she's bossy. 829 00:50:11,700 --> 00:50:13,810 - Yeah. She is. - She's a bossy person. 830 00:50:13,980 --> 00:50:17,850 She's like, "Jeremy, help me move everything in my apartment around? 831 00:50:18,020 --> 00:50:19,890 You know, it'll only take two minutes." And then it's like... 832 00:50:20,060 --> 00:50:21,610 ...all day. 833 00:50:21,780 --> 00:50:24,730 I mean, she's great, she's pretty, she's very pretty, 834 00:50:24,900 --> 00:50:28,490 that's undeniable, but relationship-wise and... 835 00:50:30,140 --> 00:50:33,010 ...pardon me, but sexually, I don't know if I could deal with it. 836 00:50:33,180 --> 00:50:36,130 Every man I meet is either a dick or a loser. 837 00:50:36,300 --> 00:50:39,970 What about Jeremy? He's not a dick. And he's not a loser, either. 838 00:50:40,580 --> 00:50:43,090 Well, that's debatable, he doesn't even have health insurance. 839 00:50:43,260 --> 00:50:45,640 Neither do I, at least I don't think I do. 840 00:50:46,220 --> 00:50:48,970 - Here you go. - I just want to meet a real man, Ned. 841 00:50:49,140 --> 00:50:51,730 I asked for that side-by-side, not swirled. Thanks. 842 00:50:51,900 --> 00:50:52,880 - Sure. - Whatever. 843 00:50:53,060 --> 00:50:55,770 I mean you two are obviously not headed in that direction. 844 00:50:55,940 --> 00:50:58,530 He thinks the idea is as ludicrous as you do. 845 00:50:58,700 --> 00:51:01,290 Hey, man, can I try some acai berry? 846 00:51:01,460 --> 00:51:04,020 - Yeah. - Wait, wait. I'm sorry, what? 847 00:51:04,220 --> 00:51:07,250 - Why is that? - I don't know, I don't know. 848 00:51:07,420 --> 00:51:09,690 What he said, it didn't make any sense. 849 00:51:09,860 --> 00:51:12,420 Why are we even talking about this? T ell me what he said, Ned. 850 00:51:14,300 --> 00:51:16,090 He said you can be a tad bossy. 851 00:51:18,540 --> 00:51:21,100 And you're not really his type, physically. That was it, but... 852 00:51:21,260 --> 00:51:23,850 - Wait, what? - Hey, man, how's pomegranate? 853 00:51:24,020 --> 00:51:26,400 - It's terrific. - Why, because I'm not 14? 854 00:51:26,620 --> 00:51:28,210 How's that? 855 00:51:28,380 --> 00:51:30,130 Ned, tell me exactly what he said. 856 00:51:30,300 --> 00:51:32,250 - God, do I have to? - Yes. 857 00:51:54,020 --> 00:51:57,170 Fuck. 858 00:52:02,980 --> 00:52:06,490 - So, where's Dylan today? - He had to work. 859 00:52:07,820 --> 00:52:11,850 He's been so edgy and... distant. 860 00:52:21,580 --> 00:52:23,490 Liz? 861 00:52:24,260 --> 00:52:25,480 Yeah? 862 00:52:26,780 --> 00:52:28,490 I think Dylan's having an affair. 863 00:52:30,460 --> 00:52:31,440 What? 864 00:52:33,020 --> 00:52:35,810 - What are you talking about? - Ned told me. 865 00:52:36,020 --> 00:52:38,320 Oh, yeah, OK, Ned. 866 00:52:38,500 --> 00:52:40,090 Let's face it, I mean... 867 00:52:40,260 --> 00:52:43,130 OK, Ned told me the facts. I had to put it together. 868 00:52:43,860 --> 00:52:47,690 He said that Dylan was spending a lot of private time... 869 00:52:48,500 --> 00:52:51,130 ...with the woman in his film, T atiana. 870 00:52:53,180 --> 00:52:55,810 - Tatiana, she's... - Naked. 871 00:52:58,260 --> 00:53:01,530 Maybe it was some, like, dance experiment or... 872 00:53:01,700 --> 00:53:03,330 Liz... 873 00:53:09,540 --> 00:53:12,570 - Do popcorn, Uncle Ned. - In a minute, buddy. 874 00:53:12,740 --> 00:53:14,690 You sure she's gonna be at that concert? 875 00:53:14,860 --> 00:53:18,050 Yeah, she hasn't missed a Dixie Chicks show in... ten years. 876 00:53:18,220 --> 00:53:20,780 And you're sure that she's gonna leave Willie Nelson behind? 877 00:53:20,980 --> 00:53:23,730 According to Billy, she hasn't taken him on an outing in months. 878 00:53:23,940 --> 00:53:26,130 - Poor guy. - She's such a dick. 879 00:53:26,300 --> 00:53:28,130 - Come on, Uncle Ned. - All right, Riv, let's go. 880 00:53:28,300 --> 00:53:29,360 On your back. 881 00:53:34,300 --> 00:53:35,970 Ah! 882 00:53:36,140 --> 00:53:37,120 Yeah! 883 00:53:39,020 --> 00:53:39,810 Yeah, baby! 884 00:53:39,980 --> 00:53:43,970 His whole "I'm saving the world" thing, it was bullshit, right? 885 00:53:44,140 --> 00:53:46,700 - We always knew it. Fuck him. - Yeah, fuck him. 886 00:53:46,860 --> 00:53:48,890 And his little Russian ballerina bitch. 887 00:53:49,060 --> 00:53:52,450 This is the man I built my life with, what do you expect? 888 00:53:52,620 --> 00:53:55,570 That I just... throw it all away or something? 889 00:53:55,740 --> 00:53:58,010 - No. I don't know. - Maybe. 890 00:53:58,180 --> 00:53:59,610 Damn Ned! 891 00:54:00,220 --> 00:54:03,050 - I never should have let him stay. - This is not Ned's fault. 892 00:54:03,220 --> 00:54:05,090 Everything was going fine until he arrived. 893 00:54:05,260 --> 00:54:09,010 - How is this Ned's fault? - A family is a very precarious thing. 894 00:54:09,180 --> 00:54:11,770 You guys will see when you get it together. 895 00:54:14,300 --> 00:54:17,090 OK, Liz, look. 896 00:54:17,260 --> 00:54:18,770 Don't take this the wrong way, 897 00:54:18,940 --> 00:54:22,610 because Dylan is totally the asshole in this situation for sure. 898 00:54:22,780 --> 00:54:25,410 - He's a douchebag. - I hate his guts. But... 899 00:54:25,580 --> 00:54:27,530 ...is it possible that... 900 00:54:29,060 --> 00:54:30,890 ...you know, maybe he thought you gave up? 901 00:54:32,060 --> 00:54:33,450 Gave up on what? 902 00:54:34,940 --> 00:54:36,330 You're, you know, this whole... 903 00:54:37,460 --> 00:54:41,770 You used to be so hot, Liz. I remember all my friends lusting after you. 904 00:54:41,980 --> 00:54:44,130 - They thought you were awesome. - Yes! You had the great boobs, 905 00:54:44,300 --> 00:54:46,600 - and you were always tall and... - You're still tall. 906 00:54:46,820 --> 00:54:50,290 - Yeah. - Well, what's wrong with me now? 907 00:54:51,900 --> 00:54:53,290 Well, come on... 908 00:54:53,460 --> 00:54:57,160 Liz, I mean, look. I don't know. What's going on with your hair here? 909 00:54:57,340 --> 00:54:59,640 It's like a science experiment back there. 910 00:55:00,180 --> 00:55:03,690 And I know you own contacts. You're wearing plastic shoes, 911 00:55:03,860 --> 00:55:06,010 and what is this shirt even made of? 912 00:55:07,020 --> 00:55:09,890 - It's flax. - See? I mean, isn't that a food? 913 00:55:10,060 --> 00:55:12,520 - You're wearing food. - What are you saying? 914 00:55:12,700 --> 00:55:15,570 - If only I looked more like you? - What? No. 915 00:55:15,740 --> 00:55:21,170 Got my hair styled every day and wore absurd heels that no one can walk in, 916 00:55:21,340 --> 00:55:24,170 that maybe my husband wouldn't be screwing around on me?! 917 00:55:24,340 --> 00:55:27,050 I'm just trying to help! OK, Liz? That's all! 918 00:55:27,220 --> 00:55:29,290 I hardly think you're in a position to give man advice! 919 00:55:29,460 --> 00:55:31,650 Jesus Christ, you guys, all Miranda's saying is just, 920 00:55:31,860 --> 00:55:34,090 Iike, maybe it would be cool if you just, like, 921 00:55:34,260 --> 00:55:35,850 Iooked semi-fuckable once in a while. 922 00:55:36,020 --> 00:55:37,890 - Thank you! - Oh, God! 923 00:55:38,060 --> 00:55:40,170 I mean, how long has it been since you've had sex? 924 00:55:40,340 --> 00:55:43,650 I don't know! Echo's five months, so, you know... 925 00:55:43,820 --> 00:55:45,610 - Plus nine, it's like... - What?! 926 00:55:45,780 --> 00:55:47,530 - Plus nine?! - Are you kidding me? 927 00:55:47,700 --> 00:55:51,570 That's, like, over a year! How can people live like that? That's... 928 00:55:51,740 --> 00:55:53,370 I am different from you. 929 00:55:53,540 --> 00:55:56,690 I have other things to do than worry about getting my rocks off. 930 00:55:56,860 --> 00:55:59,570 What is that supposed to mean? You think I'm sleeping around? 931 00:55:59,740 --> 00:56:01,850 - I'm not sleeping around! - Nobody thinks that. 932 00:56:02,060 --> 00:56:04,010 - I didn't say that. - I love Cindy. 933 00:56:04,180 --> 00:56:07,450 - This isn't about you, Nat! - It's just seduction is your thing, 934 00:56:07,620 --> 00:56:10,180 - your means to self-esteem. - Ohh! 935 00:56:10,340 --> 00:56:12,530 - I don't care! - Screw you and screw you! 936 00:56:12,700 --> 00:56:15,570 What did I do? Nat! What is up your ass?! 937 00:56:20,460 --> 00:56:22,290 Babe, you OK? 938 00:56:22,860 --> 00:56:25,130 - You're all sweaty. - Babe. 939 00:56:25,780 --> 00:56:29,400 They just dump everything on it, sprinkles and like Oreos. 940 00:56:29,580 --> 00:56:34,090 - What about sunflower seeds? - They're actually good. 941 00:56:34,300 --> 00:56:35,410 - They're good? - Yeah. 942 00:56:35,580 --> 00:56:36,560 - What about... - River, come on. 943 00:56:36,740 --> 00:56:37,880 Sweetie, come on. 944 00:56:38,060 --> 00:56:40,490 Come on, it's time to go, come on. 945 00:56:40,660 --> 00:56:41,970 Come on. 946 00:56:42,180 --> 00:56:44,290 - See ya, buddy. - See ya. 947 00:56:45,180 --> 00:56:46,970 Hey, Riv, check it out. 948 00:56:50,260 --> 00:56:52,250 Grow the hell up, Ned. 949 00:57:04,100 --> 00:57:07,130 Hey, read it last night. Quite the story. 950 00:57:07,940 --> 00:57:10,450 PR thinks it's gonna get you on a bunch of talk shows. 951 00:57:13,820 --> 00:57:15,610 Oh, now you're Mr. Moral High Ground? 952 00:57:15,780 --> 00:57:16,890 No, I didn't say anything. 953 00:57:17,060 --> 00:57:21,210 I love my brother, but let's be honest, he doesn't live in the adult world. 954 00:57:21,380 --> 00:57:25,160 Oh, but your story's adult with all the gory details 955 00:57:25,340 --> 00:57:29,040 - and bitching aside? - Sometimes in the adult world 956 00:57:29,220 --> 00:57:32,050 we have to do things that, you know, we're not very pro... 957 00:57:32,220 --> 00:57:34,290 Let's just drop it, because you wouldn't understand. 958 00:57:34,460 --> 00:57:36,970 I wouldn't understand? Why wouldn't I understand? 959 00:57:37,140 --> 00:57:39,090 Why, because I'm an unpublished sci-fi writer? 960 00:57:39,260 --> 00:57:42,530 - What? Don't be ridiculous. - Oh, no, that's not it. That's not it. 961 00:57:42,740 --> 00:57:46,090 It's because I don't have health insurance. That's what it was. 962 00:57:46,260 --> 00:57:49,770 - Did Ned...? I'm gonna murder him. - I don't know how I found that out. 963 00:57:49,940 --> 00:57:52,650 - He's... - Are you helping at all? 964 00:57:52,820 --> 00:57:54,810 - I'm guiding it. - You're guiding it? 965 00:57:54,980 --> 00:57:58,290 - Someone has to guide... - Let go. You weren't doing anything. 966 00:57:58,460 --> 00:58:01,290 - That's what he said? - Hey, Ned! 967 00:58:01,460 --> 00:58:04,610 Really? You had to go and tell Jeremy about that little stupid thing I said 968 00:58:04,780 --> 00:58:07,410 about the health insurance? Why are you such a blabbermouth? 969 00:58:07,580 --> 00:58:10,490 Is that my brush? Ew! What are you doing? 970 00:58:10,660 --> 00:58:11,880 I don't wanna know. 971 00:58:12,060 --> 00:58:13,170 Uh... 972 00:58:13,340 --> 00:58:17,040 I'm surprised that you even asked my opinion on your work, 973 00:58:17,220 --> 00:58:20,690 since... Wait, I'm not even a grown-up? Is that what it was? 974 00:58:20,860 --> 00:58:22,410 Ned! That... 975 00:58:22,580 --> 00:58:25,290 OK, what you don't understand is that my brother is a retard. 976 00:58:25,460 --> 00:58:26,520 - Oh, OK. - That's true. 977 00:58:26,700 --> 00:58:27,810 See? Thank you. 978 00:58:27,980 --> 00:58:31,170 No, I mean, she didn't say that at all. 979 00:58:31,340 --> 00:58:33,370 What she was that you're not like a real man. 980 00:58:33,780 --> 00:58:35,330 - Ned! Wait! - That's much better. 981 00:58:35,500 --> 00:58:37,690 - No... - That's great. Thank you, Miranda. 982 00:58:37,860 --> 00:58:40,530 Oh, no, no, no, no! This is just... 983 00:58:40,700 --> 00:58:42,770 This is just a breakdown of communication. 984 00:58:42,940 --> 00:58:45,610 - Obviously. Really nice, Miranda. - Don't try to make me feel bad 985 00:58:45,780 --> 00:58:49,480 about any of this when, according to you, I'm... What was it, Ned? 986 00:58:49,660 --> 00:58:52,220 - ...hideously ugly. - What? 987 00:58:52,380 --> 00:58:53,810 - Yeah. - I didn't say that. 988 00:58:54,020 --> 00:58:55,850 Miranda, I would never say that about you. 989 00:58:56,020 --> 00:58:59,170 - He so didn't say that about you. - Thank you, tell her I didn't say that. 990 00:58:59,340 --> 00:59:02,610 He said your personality gets in the way of your looks, your very good looks. 991 00:59:02,820 --> 00:59:05,450 Dude... do you have T ourettes? 992 00:59:05,660 --> 00:59:07,730 - What the fuck? - Wow. 993 00:59:07,900 --> 00:59:09,370 This is much worse than I thought it was. 994 00:59:09,580 --> 00:59:12,040 - I didn't say that. - I don't even know why I care. 995 00:59:12,220 --> 00:59:15,050 Because the idea of the two of you sitting around, talking about girls, 996 00:59:15,220 --> 00:59:17,370 is so pathetic, it's almost funny. 997 00:59:17,540 --> 00:59:18,850 It's almost funny? 998 00:59:19,020 --> 00:59:20,450 I don't see you laughing right now. 999 00:59:20,620 --> 00:59:23,050 It doesn't seem like you think it's funny at all. 1000 00:59:24,300 --> 00:59:27,170 OK, um, here's your story. 1001 00:59:27,340 --> 00:59:30,730 Thank you for letting me read your wonderful article. 1002 00:59:31,380 --> 00:59:33,570 Hope you sleep well. Ned, you might wanna take a look at that. 1003 00:59:34,900 --> 00:59:36,610 - See you later. - Jer. 1004 00:59:38,260 --> 00:59:39,970 Give me that, Ned! 1005 00:59:42,940 --> 00:59:45,930 Keep your mouth shut, Ned, just keep it shut! 1006 00:59:46,100 --> 00:59:47,770 - Sorry. - He's like my best friend. 1007 00:59:47,940 --> 00:59:50,050 - Thanks a lot! - I'm sorry. 1008 00:59:50,220 --> 00:59:53,810 This is like in prison when I told Bob about Jose. 1009 00:59:54,820 --> 00:59:56,890 I'm pretty sure it's nothing like that. 1010 00:59:57,060 --> 01:00:01,610 I mean, is there anything more bothersome than a mom cliché? 1011 01:00:01,780 --> 01:00:03,770 Mom's heart is in the right place. 1012 01:00:03,940 --> 01:00:05,080 Mom means well. 1013 01:00:05,300 --> 01:00:09,770 Or, the crowning glory of terrible mom clichés... 1014 01:00:12,220 --> 01:00:13,610 I mean... 1015 01:00:15,620 --> 01:00:16,760 Um... 1016 01:00:18,260 --> 01:00:20,210 I'm gonna be... 1017 01:00:22,660 --> 01:00:24,250 ...right back. 1018 01:00:33,860 --> 01:00:35,570 What? 1019 01:00:35,740 --> 01:00:37,530 Nat, are you all right? 1020 01:00:41,540 --> 01:00:43,050 Are you sick? 1021 01:00:50,500 --> 01:00:52,960 - I'm pregnant. - What? 1022 01:00:53,180 --> 01:00:56,250 Oh, my God, that...! Congratulations, man! 1023 01:00:56,420 --> 01:00:58,530 That's so awesome for you guys. 1024 01:00:59,180 --> 01:01:01,290 God, what do I fucking do? 1025 01:01:02,140 --> 01:01:04,850 Well... this sounds weird, 1026 01:01:05,020 --> 01:01:07,170 but do you think you're not as much of a lesbian as you thought? 1027 01:01:07,340 --> 01:01:12,090 No! No, it was just a thing. God, I fucking love Cindy. 1028 01:01:12,860 --> 01:01:15,210 You know... just tell her the truth. 1029 01:01:15,900 --> 01:01:18,530 She loves you. Maybe she'll be psyched to have a kid. 1030 01:01:18,700 --> 01:01:20,410 What? Yeah, she's gonna be really psyched. 1031 01:01:20,580 --> 01:01:24,120 She's gonna come with me to pick out a fucking changing table. Come on! 1032 01:01:24,340 --> 01:01:27,530 I cheated on her, I got pregnant, she should be pissed. 1033 01:01:27,700 --> 01:01:29,490 I don't wanna fuck it up with her, Ned. 1034 01:01:29,660 --> 01:01:31,370 If she loves you, she'll forgive you. 1035 01:01:33,340 --> 01:01:35,090 I can't have this child. 1036 01:01:37,580 --> 01:01:40,770 Holy shit, I've destroyed my life. 1037 01:01:43,580 --> 01:01:46,890 You're having an affair, aren't you? 1038 01:01:47,060 --> 01:01:51,050 - With T atiana. - With T atiana, are you crazy? 1039 01:01:51,220 --> 01:01:53,680 Who gave you that idea? 1040 01:01:54,220 --> 01:01:57,610 - Your ludicrous brother? - What does it matter? 1041 01:01:59,140 --> 01:02:01,410 Apparently, you're shooting the movie naked. 1042 01:02:01,580 --> 01:02:04,210 - What? - Even the way you say her name. 1043 01:02:04,420 --> 01:02:06,800 T atiana. 1044 01:02:06,980 --> 01:02:09,570 You know, you have this amazing talent 1045 01:02:09,740 --> 01:02:11,690 for making me feel like a second-class citizen. 1046 01:02:12,420 --> 01:02:17,330 - What do you mean? - I mean, in your own meek, mousy way 1047 01:02:17,500 --> 01:02:21,450 you have this brilliant knack of getting your own way. 1048 01:02:22,220 --> 01:02:25,010 I don't understand what you're talking about. 1049 01:02:27,220 --> 01:02:30,170 Wait, what does this have to do with you and T atiana? 1050 01:02:30,340 --> 01:02:32,970 I never wanted him here, but you insisted that he stay, 1051 01:02:33,140 --> 01:02:36,890 even making me feel like a criminal for suggesting that he stay somewhere else. 1052 01:02:37,060 --> 01:02:41,210 This is bullshit, Dylan. You're completely evading the issue! 1053 01:02:41,940 --> 01:02:44,890 It's not a trick question. Are you or aren't you sleeping with her? 1054 01:02:57,820 --> 01:02:59,450 What are you doing? 1055 01:02:59,620 --> 01:03:02,970 I'm leaving this house before you make me lose my temper 1056 01:03:03,140 --> 01:03:04,890 in front of my children. 1057 01:03:17,020 --> 01:03:18,730 You couldn't wear pants, Ned? 1058 01:03:18,900 --> 01:03:21,570 OK, I took the liberty of writing up a checklist, 1059 01:03:21,740 --> 01:03:23,930 if you could read it over carefully, please. 1060 01:03:24,100 --> 01:03:25,370 That's just the checklist, Ned. 1061 01:03:30,140 --> 01:03:33,250 Wait, you put all of this in your article? 1062 01:03:33,420 --> 01:03:35,650 - That stuff was private. - Well... 1063 01:03:35,820 --> 01:03:37,690 Did she ever say it was off the record? 1064 01:03:37,860 --> 01:03:40,770 Why would she say it was off the record, we were just having a conversation. 1065 01:03:40,940 --> 01:03:44,850 Ned, come on, she knew you and I were a team. 1066 01:03:45,500 --> 01:03:47,610 She called us a team the first time that we met. 1067 01:03:47,780 --> 01:03:49,330 Yeah, and then you said we weren't a team. 1068 01:03:49,500 --> 01:03:51,170 - No, I didn't. - Yeah, you did. 1069 01:03:51,340 --> 01:03:53,970 I remember precisely, 'cause I thought it was pretty mean. 1070 01:03:54,140 --> 01:03:56,210 I dropped everything to drive you around that day. 1071 01:03:56,380 --> 01:03:58,330 All the documentary guys were going for dim sum. 1072 01:03:58,500 --> 01:04:01,570 You know what? The important thing at this point 1073 01:04:01,740 --> 01:04:05,010 is whether this information is true. 1074 01:04:05,180 --> 01:04:07,050 It's all we need to know, Ned. 1075 01:04:07,220 --> 01:04:08,850 Is this true? 1076 01:04:12,420 --> 01:04:14,010 I'm gonna bring Darren in on this. 1077 01:04:18,420 --> 01:04:21,170 Fuck. Fuckity-fuck, Ned, she's getting a lawyer. 1078 01:04:21,340 --> 01:04:23,800 How could you do this to a person? That's so messed up. 1079 01:04:24,020 --> 01:04:28,770 How can you do this to me? Just say "Yes, this happened." 1080 01:04:28,980 --> 01:04:32,210 You're not even lying or anything. It is true, so just... 1081 01:04:32,380 --> 01:04:36,530 Fuck. Look, Ned, I am begging you. Don't fucking do this to me, please? 1082 01:04:36,740 --> 01:04:38,970 Come on. All right, here they come. 1083 01:04:39,140 --> 01:04:40,490 Hi, Darren, how are you? 1084 01:04:40,700 --> 01:04:45,640 Ah. I'm not happy at the way this story's been put together, Miranda. 1085 01:04:45,820 --> 01:04:47,010 I'm not either. 1086 01:04:47,180 --> 01:04:49,690 You'll have to vouch for the veracity of the story yourself, Ned. 1087 01:04:49,860 --> 01:04:52,420 - Like right now? - That's right. Right now. 1088 01:04:52,580 --> 01:04:54,170 I need to hear it. 1089 01:05:03,940 --> 01:05:05,730 - Hey, Miranda. - Hey, T ed. 1090 01:05:18,060 --> 01:05:19,810 - What the fuck is wrong with you? - Ahh! 1091 01:05:20,340 --> 01:05:22,490 - You couldn't just fucking say yes? - Sorry. 1092 01:05:22,700 --> 01:05:24,650 How could you do that to me, Ned? 1093 01:05:26,020 --> 01:05:29,050 Miranda's such a bitch sometimes. 1094 01:05:29,220 --> 01:05:32,210 I feel kind of bad, it was a big opportunity for her. 1095 01:05:32,420 --> 01:05:34,880 For what? Selling her soul for a story? 1096 01:05:35,060 --> 01:05:37,440 There was just a breakdown of communication. 1097 01:05:37,620 --> 01:05:39,010 Whatever. 1098 01:05:39,220 --> 01:05:43,000 Looks like you found a use for your mom's post 9/11 escape raft. 1099 01:05:43,220 --> 01:05:44,770 It's cool. Sleep well, bud. 1100 01:05:46,820 --> 01:05:50,290 - T omorrow, Operation Free Willie. - Right on. 1101 01:05:50,900 --> 01:05:52,120 Have a good night. 1102 01:05:52,300 --> 01:05:54,810 If you get cold, there are coats up in the... 1103 01:05:54,980 --> 01:05:56,930 - Oh, OK. - Oh, and if you need to pee? 1104 01:05:57,100 --> 01:05:59,730 There's a kitty litter box right here. 1105 01:06:00,780 --> 01:06:02,090 Nat. 1106 01:06:03,620 --> 01:06:06,250 - How's it going? - Oh. Great. 1107 01:06:06,420 --> 01:06:09,130 - Yeah? - Yeah. Thanks so much for your advice. 1108 01:06:09,300 --> 01:06:11,970 - Oh, my God. For sure. No. - That was awesome. 1109 01:06:12,140 --> 01:06:15,610 I mean, she's being exceptionally cool. 1110 01:06:16,660 --> 01:06:19,650 She is exceptionally cool. 1111 01:06:19,820 --> 01:06:22,930 - Nat, where are my ear plugs? - Night, Ned. 1112 01:06:23,660 --> 01:06:24,930 Night, Nat. 1113 01:06:26,260 --> 01:06:28,690 ♪ I had a dog 1114 01:06:28,860 --> 01:06:31,810 ♪ And his name was Blue 1115 01:06:32,020 --> 01:06:34,480 ♪ I'll tell you what 1116 01:06:34,660 --> 01:06:38,010 ♪ Ol' Blue would do 1117 01:06:38,180 --> 01:06:40,250 ♪ Yeah, Blue 1118 01:06:40,420 --> 01:06:43,090 ♪ Yeah, Blue Yeah, Blue 1119 01:06:44,460 --> 01:06:47,020 ♪ He'd go out 1120 01:06:47,180 --> 01:06:50,170 ♪ Every night about dark 1121 01:06:50,340 --> 01:06:53,010 ♪ And it wouldn't be long 1122 01:06:53,180 --> 01:06:55,330 ♪ 'Til you'd hear him bark 1123 01:06:56,980 --> 01:06:59,090 ♪ Yeah, Blue 1124 01:06:59,300 --> 01:07:01,410 ♪ Yeah, Blue Yeah, Blue ♪ 1125 01:07:15,180 --> 01:07:17,050 No way, they're home! 1126 01:07:17,220 --> 01:07:19,050 Jesus, what do we do? 1127 01:07:20,220 --> 01:07:21,490 We go get Willie Nelson. 1128 01:07:24,540 --> 01:07:26,210 Are you mad about the rooster thing? 1129 01:07:26,380 --> 01:07:28,570 Well, a little bit mad about the fucking rooster. 1130 01:07:28,740 --> 01:07:30,770 Well, I'm telling you, he's depressed. 1131 01:07:30,940 --> 01:07:34,560 And I'm telling you, there's no fucking way a rooster is depressed, Billy. 1132 01:07:34,740 --> 01:07:38,810 When animals are depressed, man, they, like, sleep more. 1133 01:07:38,980 --> 01:07:40,490 Sorry, didn't mean to touch your boob. 1134 01:07:40,660 --> 01:07:44,530 Humans do it, roosters do it, then they don't crow in the morning. 1135 01:07:44,700 --> 01:07:46,330 - That's why I overslept. - I'm so psyched 1136 01:07:46,500 --> 01:07:50,650 - you and Nat weathered that storm. - Yeah, we're good. We're good. 1137 01:07:50,820 --> 01:07:54,090 And to power through infidelity, man, you can do that, 1138 01:07:54,260 --> 01:07:55,930 you can do anything. 1139 01:07:56,100 --> 01:07:57,570 Oh, come on! 1140 01:08:02,020 --> 01:08:03,930 Locked? She locked it? 1141 01:08:05,140 --> 01:08:06,730 Hold on. Right here. 1142 01:08:16,220 --> 01:08:17,690 Come in. 1143 01:08:20,100 --> 01:08:24,290 Hey, you know, that Christian, he's kind of lame, but he's really handsome. 1144 01:08:24,460 --> 01:08:27,130 So there's a good chance your baby is going to be very striking. 1145 01:08:27,300 --> 01:08:29,860 Oh! 1146 01:08:32,180 --> 01:08:33,690 Buddy! 1147 01:08:33,860 --> 01:08:35,690 I missed you so much! 1148 01:08:35,860 --> 01:08:38,890 Hey, Nat. Oh, no, I'm just with your brother 1149 01:08:39,060 --> 01:08:42,130 and he just told me some real interesting news. 1150 01:08:42,300 --> 01:08:43,280 - No! - Nothing, 1151 01:08:43,460 --> 01:08:45,290 just that you're apparently pregnant 1152 01:08:45,460 --> 01:08:49,490 with the spawn of that fucking cult-y fuck fuck! 1153 01:08:49,940 --> 01:08:53,290 Yeah, sure. She wants to talk to you. 1154 01:08:53,460 --> 01:08:55,130 No, no. 1155 01:08:55,980 --> 01:08:58,650 - Hello? - Oh, shoot. 1156 01:08:58,820 --> 01:09:02,410 - Hey, Nat. Now's not a great time. - Who's here? 1157 01:09:02,580 --> 01:09:03,770 Janet, hey, what's up? 1158 01:09:05,180 --> 01:09:07,330 - Can I call you back? - Jesus Christ. 1159 01:09:07,500 --> 01:09:10,130 - Yeah, it's me! - What's going on, how's it going? 1160 01:09:10,300 --> 01:09:13,650 - You don't sound very sorry! - You thought you'd come and take him? 1161 01:09:13,820 --> 01:09:16,280 - Who the fuck is this? - You're gonna blame Ned? 1162 01:09:16,460 --> 01:09:18,570 That's your tactic? 1163 01:09:18,740 --> 01:09:22,050 OK, I really didn't want to get litigious, but I brought a lawyer. 1164 01:09:22,220 --> 01:09:26,530 I am sorry I don't have a fat, throbbing cock for you! 1165 01:09:26,740 --> 01:09:28,650 That's some Ivy League shit out there, man. 1166 01:09:28,820 --> 01:09:30,450 - Really? - Cindy! 1167 01:09:30,660 --> 01:09:34,610 You wouldn't, would you, Nat? 'Cause you're fucking selfish, that's why. 1168 01:09:34,780 --> 01:09:37,160 No, no, no! I wanna talk about this now, damn it! 1169 01:09:37,340 --> 01:09:39,900 - I need your help, Cindy. Could you...? - Really? An accident?! 1170 01:09:40,060 --> 01:09:42,570 An accident is when you fall off your fucking bike! 1171 01:09:42,740 --> 01:09:45,170 - Not when you fuck somebody! - Hey, Ned. What's up, man? 1172 01:09:46,100 --> 01:09:48,850 - Hey, man. - Caught the master criminal here 1173 01:09:49,020 --> 01:09:51,210 trying to steal Willie Nelson. 1174 01:09:51,380 --> 01:09:54,370 What happened to the Dixie Chicks show? 1175 01:09:54,540 --> 01:09:58,490 The Dixie Chicks? That's next Thursday. 1176 01:09:58,660 --> 01:10:00,450 - Right, Janet? - Yeah. 1177 01:10:00,620 --> 01:10:02,970 - Next Thursday. - When I talked to you last week, 1178 01:10:03,140 --> 01:10:07,370 - you said it was next Thursday. - Oh. It is. Next Thursday. 1179 01:10:07,540 --> 01:10:10,000 Yeah, but when I talked to you a week ago, you said "Next Thursday." 1180 01:10:10,180 --> 01:10:11,320 I'm thinking, today. 1181 01:10:11,500 --> 01:10:13,880 So it's better for you if I say "Next, next Thursday"? 1182 01:10:14,060 --> 01:10:16,810 It's not better now. I thought you were gonna be at the Dixie Chicks concert. 1183 01:10:16,980 --> 01:10:21,410 Yeah, but just for future reference, like for concerts in the future. 1184 01:10:21,580 --> 01:10:23,410 What, are you guys fucking? 1185 01:10:23,580 --> 01:10:26,850 Oh, God! Cindy! Cindy! 1186 01:10:28,900 --> 01:10:32,440 Oh! Dude! Man, there goes my ride. 1187 01:10:32,620 --> 01:10:36,050 That's OK, I can give you a lift. Or no, I can't. 1188 01:10:38,980 --> 01:10:41,050 This can't be happening. 1189 01:10:43,100 --> 01:10:45,400 I never should have let Ned stay here. 1190 01:10:45,580 --> 01:10:47,170 What about what Ned did to me? 1191 01:10:47,340 --> 01:10:51,250 I take him to work, he hangs me out to dry in front of everyone. 1192 01:10:51,420 --> 01:10:54,250 Hang on, I'm getting call waiting. Hello? 1193 01:10:54,420 --> 01:10:57,960 Our idiot brother just ruined my fucking life. 1194 01:10:59,620 --> 01:11:02,610 You know you'll always have a place here with me. 1195 01:11:02,780 --> 01:11:04,650 Thanks, Mom. 1196 01:11:05,260 --> 01:11:07,450 I thought the girls wouldn't want you hanging around, 1197 01:11:07,620 --> 01:11:11,400 they've got too much stuff going on to bother with people like us. 1198 01:11:16,140 --> 01:11:17,930 All right then, that's it. 1199 01:11:18,140 --> 01:11:20,170 I will see you in three weeks. 1200 01:11:21,780 --> 01:11:23,930 Hey, you know, I've been meaning to tell you. 1201 01:11:24,100 --> 01:11:26,370 You're doing a really good thing here, Omar. 1202 01:11:26,540 --> 01:11:30,610 Seriously. You talk to us screw-ups, 1203 01:11:30,820 --> 01:11:33,410 you give us a reason for getting out of bed in the morning. 1204 01:11:34,460 --> 01:11:35,890 Thanks, man. 1205 01:11:36,060 --> 01:11:39,050 So you get out of bed again in another three weeks, OK? 1206 01:11:39,220 --> 01:11:41,730 - I'll do it. - I appreciate the compliment. 1207 01:11:41,900 --> 01:11:44,570 It's rare that we get love from the clients. 1208 01:11:44,740 --> 01:11:46,650 Well, you're a good dude. 1209 01:11:47,340 --> 01:11:50,170 And I just needed this appointment today, I'm having a tough go of it. 1210 01:11:50,380 --> 01:11:55,570 I swear, I try and do good, but I just screw it up. 1211 01:11:56,260 --> 01:11:59,290 Man, I screwed it up with my sisters, I'm back living with my mom. 1212 01:11:59,820 --> 01:12:02,810 On top of it all, I broke down and smoked a joint 1213 01:12:03,020 --> 01:12:04,490 with the kid that lives across the street. 1214 01:12:04,660 --> 01:12:06,090 OK, I didn't just hear that. 1215 01:12:06,260 --> 01:12:09,650 I said I broke down and smoked a joint with the kid who lives across... 1216 01:12:09,860 --> 01:12:12,290 What are you doing? Hey! Ned, why are you telling me this? 1217 01:12:12,460 --> 01:12:15,530 I just need to unload, man. That's part of why I'm here, right? 1218 01:12:15,740 --> 01:12:20,090 I'm not your therapist, Ned. You don't tell your parole officer you got high. 1219 01:12:20,260 --> 01:12:23,530 Now I have to report you or else I could lose my job. 1220 01:12:25,980 --> 01:12:29,850 Seriously? Can you forget I said that? 1221 01:12:32,140 --> 01:12:34,520 - No, Ned, I can't. - Oh, fuck. 1222 01:12:39,620 --> 01:12:40,650 You OK? 1223 01:12:42,180 --> 01:12:44,050 It's an ulcer, I'm telling you. 1224 01:12:44,220 --> 01:12:45,850 T oo many late nights. 1225 01:12:46,060 --> 01:12:48,130 Did you call Dr. Silverman? 1226 01:12:48,300 --> 01:12:50,050 I will. 1227 01:12:51,260 --> 01:12:54,530 Oh, yeah, it's my fault you're throwing up. 1228 01:12:55,340 --> 01:12:57,720 - Who's ready for charades? - Me! 1229 01:12:58,900 --> 01:13:00,730 Mom, nobody's in the mood. 1230 01:13:00,900 --> 01:13:02,930 Great, go and get the pens and paper. 1231 01:13:04,220 --> 01:13:05,610 T elevision show. 1232 01:13:05,780 --> 01:13:07,170 Three words. 1233 01:13:09,980 --> 01:13:11,250 Gimme A Break. 1234 01:13:12,660 --> 01:13:15,170 - That was quick. - I put it in. 1235 01:13:15,740 --> 01:13:16,850 All right, guys. 1236 01:13:18,180 --> 01:13:20,130 River, this one's for you. 1237 01:13:21,180 --> 01:13:23,740 All right, River, come on! Here we go! 1238 01:13:28,660 --> 01:13:29,930 Wizard of Oz. 1239 01:13:30,100 --> 01:13:32,850 - Yeah. - Well done, sweetie. 1240 01:13:34,100 --> 01:13:36,290 I guess it's me. 1241 01:13:40,340 --> 01:13:41,770 OK, it's a movie. 1242 01:13:42,780 --> 01:13:44,170 Space? 1243 01:13:44,340 --> 01:13:46,050 Space, space, Star Wars! 1244 01:13:46,220 --> 01:13:48,650 - Space... No. - Space Frogs! 1245 01:13:49,180 --> 01:13:51,450 - Crazy Hands! - Good, Crazy Hands? 1246 01:13:51,620 --> 01:13:54,180 Crazy Heart. "Crazy Little Thing Called Love." 1247 01:13:54,380 --> 01:13:57,090 - Uncle Ned! - Me. Ned, Ned. Nedly, Nedrick. 1248 01:13:57,300 --> 01:14:00,410 - Me, me, Ned! - Why aren't you guys guessing? 1249 01:14:00,580 --> 01:14:02,610 - The Jerk? - Har har. 1250 01:14:02,780 --> 01:14:04,610 - OK, guys, come on, guys. - Jackass. 1251 01:14:04,780 --> 01:14:06,770 You wanna get in on this party, Liz? 1252 01:14:06,940 --> 01:14:09,450 The Man Who Just Ruined My Marriage. 1253 01:14:10,540 --> 01:14:13,250 Don't forget Lassie. 'Cause you miss your doggie. 1254 01:14:13,420 --> 01:14:14,450 Ha ha ha ha. 1255 01:14:14,620 --> 01:14:18,450 - Can you please just play the game? - We are playing. 1256 01:14:18,620 --> 01:14:20,210 No, you're not playing, you're not at all. 1257 01:14:20,380 --> 01:14:21,290 - We are. - No, you're not. 1258 01:14:21,460 --> 01:14:23,330 - Yeah, we're kind of playing. - You're kind of not playing. 1259 01:14:23,500 --> 01:14:26,810 - Those were great guesses, I thought. - When you put your own clue in, 1260 01:14:26,980 --> 01:14:28,370 you're not allowed to guess. You know that. 1261 01:14:28,580 --> 01:14:30,960 - I bent the rules. - You didn't bend the rules. 1262 01:14:31,140 --> 01:14:35,450 You broke them and that just ruins it for everyone, all right? 1263 01:14:35,620 --> 01:14:37,010 I know you've got a really important life, Miranda, 1264 01:14:37,180 --> 01:14:41,490 but some of us like to sit around, enjoy our family, and play a game of charades. 1265 01:14:43,260 --> 01:14:45,970 What's so funny, Nat? By the way, when a kid goes, 1266 01:14:46,180 --> 01:14:48,890 you should at least give him the opportunity to act out his hint. 1267 01:14:49,100 --> 01:14:51,660 All right? Before you jump in with the answer, even if you know it. 1268 01:14:51,820 --> 01:14:55,170 It's the same stupid clue Mom always puts in for River. 1269 01:14:55,340 --> 01:14:59,010 So what? You're so cool, you're just too bored, is that it?! 1270 01:14:59,180 --> 01:15:01,850 For God's sake, Ned, we have other things on our mind. 1271 01:15:02,020 --> 01:15:03,330 So you make it miserable for everybody? 1272 01:15:03,500 --> 01:15:06,490 - OK, Ned, we're gonna play. - Let's get serious, girls. 1273 01:15:06,700 --> 01:15:08,010 Just play the fucking game! 1274 01:15:11,020 --> 01:15:14,640 Goddamn it, I just want to sit around with my family 1275 01:15:14,820 --> 01:15:16,650 and play a fucking game of charades! 1276 01:15:27,380 --> 01:15:29,650 I just wanna sit and I just wanna play the game. 1277 01:15:29,820 --> 01:15:31,530 I wanna play charades, what's the big deal about that? 1278 01:15:31,700 --> 01:15:33,730 Why can't you all just play? 1279 01:15:40,100 --> 01:15:41,370 Sorry, Riv. 1280 01:15:45,380 --> 01:15:48,050 - Hello, Mrs. Rochlin? - Yes. 1281 01:15:48,780 --> 01:15:51,490 Officer Omar Coleman. Is your son home? 1282 01:15:51,660 --> 01:15:54,570 He was just frustrated, officer. 1283 01:15:54,740 --> 01:15:57,410 He gets very excited playing parlor games. 1284 01:15:57,580 --> 01:15:59,290 It's under control now. 1285 01:15:59,460 --> 01:16:01,050 - Oh, my God. - Omar. 1286 01:16:03,100 --> 01:16:06,640 Mr. Rochlin, sir, I suggest you step outside. 1287 01:16:07,860 --> 01:16:09,450 What's going on? 1288 01:16:13,660 --> 01:16:15,610 - Nedrick Rochlin? - Yeah. 1289 01:16:16,260 --> 01:16:19,690 - You made bail. - Really? Who? 1290 01:16:21,420 --> 01:16:25,090 Miranda Rochlin. Just sign here, we'll process you out. 1291 01:16:33,740 --> 01:16:35,930 - No, I'm good. - What? 1292 01:16:36,100 --> 01:16:37,930 No, thanks. I'm gonna stay here, man. 1293 01:16:38,100 --> 01:16:39,450 Thank you. 1294 01:16:44,100 --> 01:16:46,810 Look, there's nothing I can do. He refused to sign. 1295 01:16:46,980 --> 01:16:49,610 - This is classic Ned. - Officer, I'm his mother. 1296 01:16:49,780 --> 01:16:52,930 Just bring him out here. He probably doesn't understand the form. 1297 01:16:53,140 --> 01:16:54,650 That's not how we do it, ma'am. 1298 01:16:55,580 --> 01:16:58,490 - Can I speak to your supervisor? - No. 1299 01:16:58,980 --> 01:17:01,970 Mom, if he doesn't want to be released to us, we can't force him. 1300 01:17:02,140 --> 01:17:06,090 Excuse me, sir, would it be possible for my son to see him? 1301 01:17:07,460 --> 01:17:10,970 I know you're really mad at my mom and Aunt Natalie and Aunt Miranda. 1302 01:17:11,140 --> 01:17:13,650 But they all feel really sorry, I swear. 1303 01:17:15,340 --> 01:17:18,810 River, I want you to go tell your mom and your aunts something for me, OK? 1304 01:17:18,980 --> 01:17:20,200 Sure, Uncle Ned. 1305 01:17:20,940 --> 01:17:23,500 - Go fuck yourselves. - River! 1306 01:17:23,660 --> 01:17:25,810 That's what he said. 1307 01:17:34,660 --> 01:17:38,170 Hey guys, I know how to get Uncle Ned to leave prison. 1308 01:18:06,100 --> 01:18:07,490 Well, hello. 1309 01:18:09,020 --> 01:18:11,530 - Hi. - The Rochlin girls. 1310 01:18:12,260 --> 01:18:15,770 This is a pleasant and unexpected surprise. 1311 01:18:15,940 --> 01:18:19,370 - The farm looks beautiful, Janet. - Oh, thanks, Liz. 1312 01:18:19,540 --> 01:18:23,080 So, what brings you all up here? 1313 01:18:23,500 --> 01:18:24,480 Um... 1314 01:18:27,660 --> 01:18:29,730 We were practically family, Janet. 1315 01:18:29,900 --> 01:18:32,810 And we thought... um... 1316 01:18:34,140 --> 01:18:36,440 ...it would be good to get some closure, you know? 1317 01:18:36,660 --> 01:18:38,370 Yeah, that and we came for Ned's dog. 1318 01:18:38,580 --> 01:18:42,250 So he roped the whole family in, huh? 1319 01:18:43,460 --> 01:18:46,210 Well, forget it. Willie Nelson isn't leaving. 1320 01:18:46,820 --> 01:18:48,250 It's what's best for him. 1321 01:18:48,420 --> 01:18:52,090 Janet, Ned needs Willie Nelson's company right now. 1322 01:18:53,580 --> 01:18:55,410 - Emotionally... - Look, 1323 01:18:55,580 --> 01:18:58,570 I'm not giving that irresponsible man-child my dog. 1324 01:18:58,740 --> 01:19:00,530 Come on, Janet, it's just a dog. 1325 01:19:00,700 --> 01:19:03,080 Uh... to you, maybe, Natalie. 1326 01:19:03,260 --> 01:19:05,250 To me, Willie Nelson is a dear, dear friend. 1327 01:19:05,420 --> 01:19:07,930 - That is a load of crap, Janet. - I love that dog! 1328 01:19:08,100 --> 01:19:12,010 Nobody loves that dog the way Ned loves that dog. 1329 01:19:12,180 --> 01:19:16,890 Nobody loves anything as unconditionally as Ned loves. 1330 01:19:21,340 --> 01:19:23,050 He's in jail, Janet. 1331 01:19:23,220 --> 01:19:24,770 - Oh, my God. - He needs our help. 1332 01:19:24,940 --> 01:19:26,410 That was fast. What did he do this time? 1333 01:19:26,580 --> 01:19:30,530 He didn't do shit. We put him there, all of us. 1334 01:19:30,700 --> 01:19:32,090 Including you, Janet. 1335 01:19:32,300 --> 01:19:35,130 I am not gonna stand here and be insulted on my own porch. 1336 01:19:35,300 --> 01:19:39,080 - I'll insult you right here. - I'm a pacifist. I don't play that way. 1337 01:19:39,260 --> 01:19:41,720 I'm gonna peace you in the side of the head if you don't give us the dog. 1338 01:19:41,900 --> 01:19:44,570 I'm not gonna receive that with anything but love. 1339 01:19:45,140 --> 01:19:46,850 We are not leaving. 1340 01:19:51,380 --> 01:19:53,210 OK, I love that tactic. 1341 01:19:55,180 --> 01:19:57,250 Billy, get me the phone. 1342 01:19:59,620 --> 01:20:03,240 Janny, where's the dog bowl that he loves so much? 1343 01:20:03,460 --> 01:20:05,690 - Billy, what are you doing? - Let's go. Come on. 1344 01:20:05,860 --> 01:20:09,210 - What are you doing? - Hey, it's his dog, man. 1345 01:20:09,420 --> 01:20:13,290 Billy, put the dog in the house. Put the dog in the house, Billy! 1346 01:20:13,460 --> 01:20:16,050 Ilene, you can't take this dog! This is his home! 1347 01:20:16,260 --> 01:20:18,970 Go back to your fruits and vegetables, honey. 1348 01:20:19,180 --> 01:20:21,010 William! Billy! 1349 01:20:21,180 --> 01:20:23,640 What the fuck are you doing? Get the dog! 1350 01:20:23,820 --> 01:20:27,520 Hey, easy language, man. 1351 01:20:27,700 --> 01:20:30,370 - Tell Ned we said, "Hey." - Thanks, Billy. 1352 01:20:40,180 --> 01:20:42,330 Willie! Willie! 1353 01:20:42,540 --> 01:20:44,570 Oh, thank God, Willie Nelson! 1354 01:20:44,740 --> 01:20:46,690 Yeah, buddy! Willie! 1355 01:20:46,860 --> 01:20:48,690 Yeah! Hey, buddy! 1356 01:20:48,860 --> 01:20:51,770 ♪ When you're hot and you're cold, not always easy to hold 1357 01:20:51,940 --> 01:20:54,170 ♪ And you're hard to impress 1358 01:20:54,380 --> 01:20:56,610 ♪ Sounds funny But you might be the best 1359 01:20:56,780 --> 01:20:57,840 Want some? 1360 01:20:58,020 --> 01:21:01,610 - ♪ Thing that I have - Not the whole thing! 1361 01:21:01,780 --> 01:21:04,850 ♪ 'Cause whenever you've gone and I'm left all alone 1362 01:21:05,060 --> 01:21:07,440 ♪ Well, the world seems worse 1363 01:21:07,620 --> 01:21:10,570 ♪ No, I didn't really like you at first 1364 01:21:10,740 --> 01:21:13,040 ♪ I was wrong about that 1365 01:21:14,060 --> 01:21:17,210 ♪ So wherever I go 1366 01:21:17,380 --> 01:21:19,760 ♪ I'm taking you with me 1367 01:21:20,740 --> 01:21:23,650 ♪ Wherever I go 1368 01:21:23,820 --> 01:21:27,330 ♪ You're coming along 1369 01:21:29,020 --> 01:21:31,530 Hey, Jeremy. U h, is it... 1370 01:21:32,460 --> 01:21:34,330 ...crazy to think we... 1371 01:21:37,060 --> 01:21:40,010 ♪ That's where you belong 1372 01:21:40,220 --> 01:21:43,170 I know you're not gonna call me back, but, um... 1373 01:21:44,540 --> 01:21:46,330 One more thing... 1374 01:21:46,500 --> 01:21:49,570 Remember the time I missed your awards dinner? 1375 01:21:51,380 --> 01:21:53,680 Well, I wasn't really working. 1376 01:21:53,900 --> 01:21:57,250 I was at home watching Kourtney and Kim Take New York. 1377 01:21:57,420 --> 01:21:59,490 I'm sorry. Um... what else? 1378 01:21:59,700 --> 01:22:02,610 ♪ So wherever I go 1379 01:22:02,780 --> 01:22:05,890 ♪ I'm taking you with me 1380 01:22:06,060 --> 01:22:08,970 ♪ Wherever I go 1381 01:22:09,140 --> 01:22:12,410 ♪ You're coming along 1382 01:22:12,580 --> 01:22:15,410 ♪ You're in my heart ♪ 1383 01:22:15,580 --> 01:22:17,450 - Ah! - Oh! 1384 01:22:19,860 --> 01:22:20,920 Jeremy and I were talking, 1385 01:22:21,140 --> 01:22:23,520 he has a friend who's also going through a divorce. 1386 01:22:23,700 --> 01:22:26,290 And he works in Poverty at the UN. 1387 01:22:26,900 --> 01:22:28,450 He's really nice and really funny. 1388 01:22:29,140 --> 01:22:31,290 He does pottery at the UN? 1389 01:22:31,460 --> 01:22:36,050 I mean, if he's a friend of Jeremy's, then I guess I could give it a go. 1390 01:22:36,220 --> 01:22:37,650 - Right? - What's his name? 1391 01:22:39,060 --> 01:22:41,130 Roger... Maybe Roger. 1392 01:22:42,820 --> 01:22:43,650 What? 1393 01:22:43,820 --> 01:22:46,970 Um... That was Cindy. 1394 01:22:47,140 --> 01:22:49,850 She wants to come with me tomorrow to the OB/GYN. 1395 01:22:50,020 --> 01:22:51,890 Oh! 1396 01:22:52,060 --> 01:22:53,570 We're getting Cindy. 1397 01:22:53,740 --> 01:22:55,490 That's great, Nat. 1398 01:22:55,660 --> 01:22:57,930 Maybe going all "Honest Ned" on her worked. 1399 01:22:58,620 --> 01:23:00,650 - You don't have to thank me. It's OK. - Thank you, Ned. 1400 01:23:00,820 --> 01:23:03,490 You're gonna be the best uncle. 1401 01:23:03,660 --> 01:23:05,960 - That's sweet. - Aw, he is the best uncle. 1402 01:23:06,180 --> 01:23:09,610 I can't wait. You better come visit me. 1403 01:23:11,300 --> 01:23:13,810 - Come visit where? - What do you mean? 1404 01:23:16,300 --> 01:23:20,170 I've been wanting to tell you guys. I think it's time for me to move on. 1405 01:23:22,380 --> 01:23:24,450 - No. - Move on? Move on where? 1406 01:23:25,980 --> 01:23:27,490 No. I mean... 1407 01:23:27,700 --> 01:23:30,850 You know we just love having you in our house. Don't you know that? 1408 01:23:31,020 --> 01:23:32,770 Oh, I do know that, and I love you too. 1409 01:23:32,940 --> 01:23:36,770 But the city's no place for Willie Nelson or for me. 1410 01:23:36,940 --> 01:23:39,170 I feel like I'm gonna cry. 1411 01:23:39,380 --> 01:23:42,210 You guys are gonna be great. My work here is done. 1412 01:23:42,380 --> 01:23:44,970 Who's gonna watch sci-fi with Jeremy? I can't always do it. 1413 01:23:45,180 --> 01:23:47,640 - Who's gonna babysit my kid for free? - Yeah, who? 1414 01:23:57,500 --> 01:23:59,290 They're brand new, I just made them yesterday. 1415 01:23:59,460 --> 01:24:01,970 So you're getting some really fresh candles. All right. 1416 01:24:02,140 --> 01:24:04,730 Have a great Shabbos with those. Thanks a lot. 1417 01:24:07,820 --> 01:24:11,050 Anyway, what I was saying though, is people recycle cans, 1418 01:24:11,220 --> 01:24:14,570 they recycle papers, why not candles? 1419 01:24:14,740 --> 01:24:17,040 I say we put a bin out and let people bring back their old drippings 1420 01:24:17,220 --> 01:24:20,090 - at their convenience. - It's like those bags that say 1421 01:24:20,300 --> 01:24:21,930 "I used to be a plastic bottle." 1422 01:24:22,540 --> 01:24:24,970 "I used to be another candle." 1423 01:24:25,180 --> 01:24:27,850 That's a great idea. And when they bring in those candles, 1424 01:24:28,020 --> 01:24:30,810 "I used to be another another candle." 1425 01:24:30,980 --> 01:24:32,970 Yeah, eventually we could just have one that said: 1426 01:24:33,140 --> 01:24:34,850 "Trust me, I used to be a lot of candles." 1427 01:24:35,060 --> 01:24:36,200 "I've been a lot of candles." 1428 01:24:36,380 --> 01:24:38,330 "Trust me, man, I've been other candles." 1429 01:24:39,860 --> 01:24:41,930 Hey, can I get your honest opinion on something? 1430 01:24:42,100 --> 01:24:43,240 - Sure. - OK. 1431 01:24:43,900 --> 01:24:45,250 - Be honest with me. - Of course. 1432 01:24:46,580 --> 01:24:48,250 Do you think this is an ugly candle? 1433 01:24:48,420 --> 01:24:51,770 No way, man. There's no such thing as an ugly homemade candle. 1434 01:24:51,940 --> 01:24:53,250 - Really? - Yeah. 1435 01:24:53,940 --> 01:24:55,080 - Good. - You know what? 1436 01:24:55,260 --> 01:24:58,490 We should send, like, just a bunch of candles to Janet as a thank you. 1437 01:24:59,020 --> 01:25:02,640 Totally. To thank her for introducing us and everything? 1438 01:25:03,380 --> 01:25:05,010 Isn't it funny how life works? 1439 01:25:05,220 --> 01:25:08,970 I love it. Just a couple of guys and a dog, making candles. 1440 01:25:09,740 --> 01:25:11,170 What a cliché. 1441 01:25:13,540 --> 01:25:14,850 Hey, Willie. 1442 01:25:17,060 --> 01:25:18,450 Willie Nelson. 1443 01:25:21,700 --> 01:25:23,410 Hey, man, have you seen Willie Nelson? 1444 01:25:23,580 --> 01:25:25,450 - Oh, yeah, definitely. - When? 1445 01:25:25,620 --> 01:25:29,290 Oh, you mean recently? No. I just meant in general, I have seen him. 1446 01:25:32,020 --> 01:25:33,530 Willie Nelson? 1447 01:25:34,700 --> 01:25:35,810 Willie? 1448 01:25:37,820 --> 01:25:39,330 Willie Nelson! 1449 01:25:41,260 --> 01:25:42,770 Willie? 1450 01:25:44,700 --> 01:25:46,330 Willie Nelson! 1451 01:25:47,540 --> 01:25:49,210 Willie Nelson! 1452 01:25:49,940 --> 01:25:51,650 Willie Nelson! 1453 01:25:53,820 --> 01:25:56,250 Oh, God! Willie Nelson. 1454 01:25:56,420 --> 01:25:59,010 Oh, buddy. Willie. 1455 01:25:59,180 --> 01:26:01,330 Hi, hi. 1456 01:26:02,340 --> 01:26:05,450 - Hi, guys. You scared me to death. - Dolly? 1457 01:26:05,620 --> 01:26:07,490 - Oh, yeah. - Dolly? 1458 01:26:08,180 --> 01:26:09,530 Dolly! 1459 01:26:10,500 --> 01:26:12,690 Hey, come here. 1460 01:26:12,860 --> 01:26:14,370 What are you doing? 1461 01:26:14,580 --> 01:26:17,250 Hi. Where did you go? 1462 01:26:17,420 --> 01:26:20,170 - He ran off, scared me to death. - So did she. 1463 01:26:20,340 --> 01:26:22,010 - Sorry about that? - Why do you do that, guys? 1464 01:26:22,180 --> 01:26:25,450 I panicked, man. Oh, my God, I was running all through town 1465 01:26:25,620 --> 01:26:27,650 - yelling, like... - I was in the woods. 1466 01:26:27,820 --> 01:26:30,770 - I had no idea where she had gone. - She's a cutie, my God. 1467 01:26:30,940 --> 01:26:33,970 Thank you. Yes, isn't that right, Dolly Parton? 1468 01:26:35,940 --> 01:26:39,210 - Gorgeous girl. - Your dog's name is Dolly Parton? 1469 01:26:39,940 --> 01:26:44,650 Yeah, I know, stupid, but... I love Dolly Parton, so... 1470 01:26:45,260 --> 01:26:46,480 What's his name? 1471 01:26:47,900 --> 01:26:49,210 Willie Nelson. 1472 01:26:51,140 --> 01:26:52,360 Really? 1473 01:26:55,060 --> 01:26:57,650 ♪ You got to get up every morning 1474 01:26:57,820 --> 01:27:01,250 ♪ With a smile on your face and show the world 1475 01:27:01,660 --> 01:27:05,610 ♪ All the love in your heart 1476 01:27:05,780 --> 01:27:08,450 ♪ Then people gonna treat you better 1477 01:27:08,620 --> 01:27:11,570 ♪ You're gonna find Yes, you will 1478 01:27:11,740 --> 01:27:17,090 ♪ That you're beautiful as you feel 1479 01:27:23,100 --> 01:27:26,250 I can't believe you... 1480 01:27:26,420 --> 01:27:27,690 - I'm sorry. - It's so weird. 1481 01:27:27,900 --> 01:27:29,730 It doesn't even look like you. 1482 01:27:30,580 --> 01:27:32,770 I see no resemblance. 1483 01:27:33,540 --> 01:27:34,890 I hope not. 1484 01:27:40,900 --> 01:27:43,890 How many times did you criticize him for having bad breath? 1485 01:27:44,740 --> 01:27:46,170 Or for shedding? 1486 01:27:47,340 --> 01:27:49,970 Or for farts? 1487 01:27:50,140 --> 01:27:51,690 Shit. 1488 01:27:53,460 --> 01:27:56,570 OK, get out. How does that feel? 1489 01:27:57,140 --> 01:27:59,090 Which one... Which one's the door? 1490 01:28:02,340 --> 01:28:04,130 You know what? I'll try them all, never mind. 1491 01:28:05,980 --> 01:28:08,130 Someone just wet his balls. 1492 01:28:10,180 --> 01:28:11,850 Oh, my God. 1493 01:28:15,260 --> 01:28:17,890 You wouldn't happen to know where I could get some... 1494 01:28:18,060 --> 01:28:19,330 Know what I mean? 1495 01:28:20,780 --> 01:28:22,810 - What? - Sling. 1496 01:28:22,980 --> 01:28:25,050 Ta-da, ta-da, ta-da. 1497 01:28:25,220 --> 01:28:27,650 - You know what I'm saying? - I'm so sorry, I don't. 1498 01:28:27,820 --> 01:28:30,650 - Doodly-doo. - Jazz records? 1499 01:28:32,300 --> 01:28:34,970 - Hot veg. - Hot veg. 1500 01:28:39,380 --> 01:28:41,290 Ah! 1501 01:28:41,460 --> 01:28:43,050 That's not a table. 1502 01:28:45,820 --> 01:28:47,730 Oh, that was so much fun, Ned. 1503 01:28:49,020 --> 01:28:51,480 Yeah, why don't you come live with us? 1504 01:28:51,660 --> 01:28:54,010 He's right, you should. 1505 01:29:01,700 --> 01:29:03,850 What's the funniest thing you've ever seen? 1506 01:29:04,020 --> 01:29:05,530 Stuff. 1507 01:29:05,700 --> 01:29:08,290 Probably like Anchorman or something, right? 1508 01:29:08,500 --> 01:29:10,570 - I haven't seen Anchorman. - What?! 1509 01:29:10,740 --> 01:29:12,610 ♪ That you're beautiful 1510 01:29:13,780 --> 01:29:19,130 ♪ You're beautiful 1511 01:29:19,300 --> 01:29:22,690 ♪ As you feel ♪